really shallow and crude but like I could never imagine walking out of my house looking as busted as some of the pics Ive seen leaked of TGers...
If you're busted, polish it up a lil bit sis, like minimal work, maybe a stridex pad, a dash of concealer, just a little quick 1,2 before you walk out the door so you won't look like you're coming off of a serotonin storm from the Arby's drive thru??
If you're fat, and this one REALLY boggles me because it's a lot easier to fix than the one above (theoretically), stop buying bigger clothes. That's not a reason to walk around muffin top drooping out either, it's a sign to lose weight if your clothes don't fit. I'm not gonna pretend to care about the potential health hazards because that's superficial and the reason I don't want to see your flabby ass traipsing up and down the Ross aisles is because it's GROSS. I don't want to have to witness it, and I've never met a fat person who didn't whine about being fat when someone else clocked them on it. If you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen (In more ways than one).
If you're fat AND ugly, damn girl..I'm not gonna ~outright~ tell you to kill yourself..but like you can't even use sex as a weapon at this point because nobody's trying to get their plug anywhere near your outlet so...maybe try celibacy (as if you havent already) and join a book club/local PTA?
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I'm funny, smart, and pretty, what about it?
At least give me credit if ur gonna quote me fat? Enjoy the plagiarism lawsuit.
At least give me credit if ur gonna quote me fat? Enjoy the plagiarism lawsuit.