I AM:
Never flying on an airplane
Never drying my clothes in the shower
Never not looking both ways before crossing the street
Never drinking anything over a computer or playing records home alone
Never standing near trains
Never having a garage
Never going to Paris
Never driving on a highway
Never cooking chinese food in a microwave again or trying to escape via the fire route of my apartment
Never going to the dentist
Never going in elevators
Never driving in a car with airbags
Never standing near wired fences
Never being hospitalized
Never driving near lakes
Never cooking BBQ
Never riding rollercoasters
Never tanning
Never Driving In A Drive-Thru
Never Working Out On Fitness Equipment
Never Going To Home Depot or Lowes
Never Going to a 4th of July festival with horses and/or fireworks
Never riding the subway
Never watching a car race
Never getting towed
Never going to get my haircut
Never going to a car wash
Never going to a public pool
Never GOING TO HOSPITALS PERIOD!
Never going near a car garage
Never going on a bridge
Never becoming a gymnast
Never doing acupuncture from an asian spa
Never getting laser eye surgery
Never being on a construction site
Never being near wrenches
Never going to bars
That's it, thanks. I am going to stay in my closet from now on
Some girl was stuck in her car in the 2nd one and when the guy was trying to get her out, he slammed too much on the car and the airbags hit her and she was impaled through the head by a pipe that went through her seat when she crashed
