After years of being bullied about the size of my nose, I have decided to call it quits. Today they arrived, the sharpest pair of scissors you can order from Amazon. The excision lines have been made, and at 4PM eastern I will be cutting off my nose.
To those who think this is a bad idea: You should try living with a giant nose that is always the butt of jokes.
I can't take the bullying anymore and have decided to go to these extreme measures.
I don't want my nose seeking attention Gaiaphagee, and that is why I am cutting it off. I will take a picture after I am done to show the before and after. It's the first time in my life that I have felt relief, knowing my nose will be gone tomorrow fills me with euphoria
I deleted the comment because I don't understand his purpose. I would never post a picture of my big nose. Instead I used a picture of Ariel Helwani, who is an MMA reporter with a giant nose as well. He is also a victim of bullying.