This is my adopted son Miguel Ángel. After 3 years of trying to grow a moustache with select plastic failure, we finally came up with an idea today, so he could get with the girl hes always wanted. Around 8AM this morning before he went off to his job at Mcdonalds, we cut off some hair from our pet labador and glued it to his face. It looked great except for one problem, the dogs hair was white. Nothing just-for-men couldnt fix!