This guy comes into my room @1am and says, "You know what? I'm Gay too.." then offered to share a bottle of Nyquil.
I was just reading peacefully and was totally disturbed. I set the book down and told him "I don't give a fuck, get out of my room." Then I proceeded to take a shot of Nyquil anyway so I could fall asleep faster, which is what it was made for.. not to get fucked up on and tell people you're gay.
Had he asked me 1 week prior, I probably would have went for it... Dick & Nyquil @1am? What a treat!
