I've seen a lot of people posting about Raven saying Frankie Grande is her favorite ex houseguest. While it was certainly a poor decision on her part, this regrettable life choice glistens in comparison to the irredeemable statement by the douche nozzle that is Mark Jansen that Brendon Villegas is his favorite ex houseguest.
There is absolutely, positively, no reason for a reasonable person to make that statement outside of being forced to say so because they were being tied up and tortured by Rachel Reilly herself. Brendon Villegas has no redeemable characteristics. None. Zero. Zilch. Nada. Neandertall.
Now you might be thinking to yourself: "hey bitchboi what about frankie what does he have over Brendon".
One thing, and one thing only: he has a famous sister.
That sole reason gives Raven enough leeway to get away with stanning him.
But Douchey McDoucheface Brendon Villegas has nothing.
Brendon was the target of the greatest confessionals cast in recent times: Big Brother 12. Him (and Rachel) being so goddamn fucking awful that season made a season with such a predictable and boring final 3 amazing. This is a man who managed to make being a wizard seem douchey. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!? Wizards truly are fucking bad ass and amazing, how do you manage to make Gandalf look like a goddamn fuckboy?!?
HOW CAN YOU WATCH THAT AND THINK "wow Brendon seems like a nice guy I like him a lot"
'But James, Mark probably has only watched a small bit of season 12".
NOT AN EXCUSE. There was no bit of season 12 that was redeemable for Brendon. He was consistently terrible throughout the entire season, fuck you for even bringing that up.
'But James who cares who his favorite ex houseguest is"
WE ALL SHOULD. It's not even like he said "Brendon was aight"... which would still be terrible. But he picked Brendon out of EVERY houseguest and said "wow that douche nozzle
Is my favorite". HOW?!? EVEN #JENNCITY IS MORE LIKEABLE THAN BRENDON!
And it's not even the fact that Mark picked Brendon that tells us he is awful.
Read the rest of his bio:
3 adjectives that describe him: strong. CONGRATULATIONS YOUR MUSCLES ARE LARGER THAN AVERAGE BUT THAT DOESNT EXACTLY DESCRIBE YOU AS A PERSON, IT DESCRIBES YOU AS A LIFTING EQUIPMENT.
Favorite Activities: Lifting Weights. BOY WE GET IT YOU LIKE PICKING UP STUFF, HOW WERE YOU CASTED?!?
Hardest part about living in the big brother house: Brings up a time he studied abroad. Okay?!? We didn't ask about that but good for you bucko? Just don't bring it up again.
Strategy: Read people and relate with everybody. Unless your housemates are a full set of gym equipment I'm not sure you're up to that challenge yet buddy.
What would you bring into the house and why?
Jordan's cus he likes shoes.... that statement speaks for itself.
Protein, because all douches love protein.
iPod, I assume because he listens to music while working out.
5 interesting facts about yourself
- Studied abroad... HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO BRAG ABOUT THAT TWICE IN ONE INTERVIEW?!?
- Body Builder... ORLY WE COULDNT TELL
- I love chess and I'm 'real' good... 1) bullshit, 2) english for douchbags
Mark Jansen will undoubtedly be the douchebag misogynistic fuckboy of season 19. You have been warned. He will win plenty of competitions, all of the interesting people will get fucked, and then he will implode on himself leaving us with all of the uninteresting male housemates who fucked him over because he was too much of a douche to work with.
