HELLO HUNTIES! We’re back with the results for the episode six.
When I call your names, please step forward.
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🛑 gabrieltrezza was medicually evacuated due to an uncertain object allocated inside his anus. SO FOR THAT. WE'RE ON FINAL 6... GRATS LADIES!!!?!?!?
*looks of desperation from the host*
This means literally everyone is either on the bottom or the top. Should we go to critiques?
▪️ 𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒 ▪️ ILoveSleep ─ “Grimes, HANA - We Appreciate Power”
I think this is one of the greatest songs ever invented? Yes. I don't see how it could be perceived as obvious, though, cuz I didn't think someone would submit it. The production in this is just beyond insane. Like I've heard it AT LEAST 200+ times for A FACT and still CANNOT get sick of it. It just really is THAT good.
mathboy9 ─ “Little Simz - Introvert”
I mean I do love this, but I almost feel like it's not aggressive enough for a REVOLUCIÓN, like it definitely feels like some pacific anti-hero speaking on the shit that surrounds them, a little bit of Katniss when she starts the plot of being in love with Peeta and not wanting to blow shit up cuz she has a weakness? This has a great flow and a great message, but wasn't enough to be a top notch decision this week.
Lukesaur ─ “M.I.A. - Born Free”
God, i just adore this to death. I love M.I.A.'s early albums, this comes from one of them and it reminds me of how much I missed it cuz I haven't heard in years. Back to when I had to download shit, most likely. Her critics are always spot on, she's one hell of an activist and the thing I think changes between mathboy9's submission and this is that this has much more aggressiveness and like... a protagonism of a woman taking care of shit in a fucked up world. Like "I throw this shit in your face when I see ya 'cause I got something to say", she was the HBIC in here.
ItsAlexia ─ “Ashnikko - Tantrum”
HELLUR MUM & DAD!!!!! I DID SUMTHING BAAAAAD!!! LMAO i think this specific phrase is kind of cheesy for this theme cuz I don't think this fits an actual war/revolution. But I do love the aspect that this is a girlboss fucking shit up for no actual reason. Just the chaotic evil we love. I think this track is an actual bop.
SomebodyAwesome ─ “Gia Woods - Hungry”
I actually really like this song, it sounds like something straight out of SUCKER from XCX which to me personally is an A+, but with the strong submissions, this kind of fell behind? I see the aggressiveness to portray a badass female, but I also think it's a little bit flat compared to the others, like Born Free has a message, Chinese talks about slaughtering and being ruthless, but somehow Hungry just sounds like YEAHHH FUCK MY EX!!! and not FUCK THIS ENTIRE COUNTRY I'M BOMBING THEM ALL MOTHAFUCKAS HAHAHA
boyfriend ─ “Curve - Chinese”
This reminds me of Björk's Homogenic a lot in the beats, which is an excellent compliment. It also encapsulates the feeling I was going for as in to portray a big ass bitch in charge of world war III, it's a great great addition to my library and it was one of the few (alongside Mathboy9's) that I didn't know prior, but I'm glad to have heard both. I love the aggressiveness in the lyrics and at times the vocals sound a lot like Courtney Love, which is ALSO a big plus.
Based on that, I have made my decisions.
⚪️ boyfriend
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🔵 You're safe my love. Cultural appropriation served us well.
⚪️ ILoveSleep
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🟢 She brings to you every bawl...
*X Æ A-12 invades the space system and drops a huge ass message for the Morpheus' girl*
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⚪️ SomebodyAwesomemathboy9ItsAlexia
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🟠 All good submissions, but perhaps not enough to qualify in the top. of. the list. So who stays and who goes?
*Tyra flips a photo* ItsAlexia but we saw potential in Tantrum. Congratulations, you're still in the running to become Hunty's Next Biggest Bitch.
Since you two did not deliver what I wanted in post apocalyptic goddess Illyana Rasputina viva la revolución comunista, I now ask you to give me a song to match a peaceful theme.
Think 'Where Is The Love?' by Black Eyed Peas, put some actual good taste in it, mix it altogether, perhaps a little bit of cheesiness, a bit of every awareness song ever released (minus that one where there's Mariah Carey and Miley Cyrus together on the same stage), and it's done.
Mail me your submission.
At the end of the elimination round, one of you will survive and the other will get the chop.
For that, impress me and good luck!
I told him that dolphin lamp was too much