(Day 1)
16 castaways pull up in a boat onto the sunny shores of Costa Rica.
Daniel: Hey guys, welcome to Costa Rica!
Everyone: Hi!
Daniel: As you know, this is a battle to outwit, outplay, and outlast, and one of you will do so, and will win 1 million dollars.
Everyone: Woo! *claps*
Mimi [Confessional]: I hope my tribe has some strong men, and woman. I want to win every challenge.
Bronlie [Confessional]: I just want some hot guys on my tribe, or girls! I’ll do anything to win. *giggles*
Daniel: Well, this may be a shock to some of you, but this season will be a battle of the Men vs the Women. Men on one tribe, Women on the other.
Dennis [Confessional]: This sucks. I tend to get along better with girls, and guys seem to hate me more. Maybe it’s because I’m gay. I don’t know.
Daniel: So Sam, Phoenix, Dennis, Steve, Chris, Pedro, Jason and Max.
*hands them Yellow buffs*
Your tribe name is Wem.
*hands Chris a map*
Daniel: Alexandra, Lexi, Lauren, Grace, Mimi, Bronlie, Courtney and Khanisha.
*hands them Orange buffs*
Your tribe name is Alakol.
*hands Bronlie a map*
Okay, Girls go west, and boys, go east to find your camps. Good luck and see you at the first reward challenge.
(Alakol Camp)
Lexi: Hey girls, I think we should all come sit and talk and decide what we’re going to do in the game!
Khanisha [Confessional]: This aint no sorority, I aint here to sit down and talk witchu. Imma go do mah own thing and win this damn game bitch.
Khanisha: Girl, this aint no sorority party.
Bronlie: Lexi, just sit and talk with us.
Khanisha: No.
*Khanisha walks off*
Mimi [Confessional]: She’s just making herself and easy target, and that’s good since I know it won’t be me first.
Lexi: Do we all agree that Khanisha needs to go first?
*Khanisha listens through bushes*
Khanisha [Confessional]: Lexi, you have it coming for you girl.
(Meanwhile at Wem tribe)
*Max takes Jason, Chris, Steve, and Sam apart. *
Max: I think we need to stick together and try to get the other 3 out and go to the merge together.
Max [Confessional]: I made an alliance with Sam, Steve, Chris, Jason, and myself. I can see us going far.
Jason: I agree.
Chris: Definitely.
*Phoenix is eavesdropping*
Phoenix [Confessional]: So, I see that this alliance is made, and I am definitely going to do something about it.
*Phoenix talks to Dennis and Pedro*
Phoenix: The other 5 all made an alliance, and they are all after us. We need to stick together.
Pedro: I like that.
Dennis: We need 2 of them to flip.
Phoenix: I was planning on telling Steve and Sam that I overheard Chris, Max, and Jason saying that they were going to stay together as a final 3.
Dennis: Great idea!
(Day 2)
(Immunity Challenge)
Daniel: Come on in guys. This challenge is for Reward and Immunity. Wanna see what you’re playing for?
*pulls open cover*
Daniel: Tarp, Flint for fire, Beans, Rice, and….
*pulls out immunity idol*
Daniel: This.
Everyone: *claps* Woo!
Lexi [Confessional]: We really need to win this challenge because not only do we want a majority, but those prizes are great.
Daniel: The tribes will line up side-by-side on a balance beam out in the ocean. One at a time and starting with the castaway furthest from the finish platform, the castaway will have to move across the balance beam and around the other tribe members. Should any three castaways touch each other at the same time, the crossing castaway will have to jump into the ocean and start over from the beginning. Should the crossing castaway fall into the ocean, they would have to start over from the beginning. The first tribe to have all of their members on the finish platform wins.
Max [Confessional]: The guys are much bigger than the girls, so I think this may be harder.
Khanisha [Confessional]: I sure as hell aint gonna touch the other girls, so we got this in the bag baby.
Daniel: Only 6 people from each tribe can participate, so each tribe needs to sit out 2 guys. Boys, who are you sitting out?
Pedro: Myself and Dennis.
Daniel: Girls?
Alexandra: Courtney and myself!
*Players get up on the beams*
Daniel: Dennis and Pedro sitting for the guys, Alexandra and Courtney for the girls, ready…Begin!
Bronlie tries to walk across, but slips and falls. Lexi tries to walk across, but slips and falls. The boys develop a strategy. The person going will hold hands with one person, and then will switch to the next and will go down the row and get across. This strategy works and Jason gets across. They try again with Chris, but Max and Steve touch him at the same time, making them start over. Grace manages to get across, quickly followed by Lexi.
Daniel: Girls are leading 2-1.
Max starts to go across, and grabs Chris, and Steve starts to reach out.
Max: NO Chris don’t!
He is too late, and Max has to start over.
Max: F*ck you steve.
Sam [Confessional]: Max is being really hard on Steve, and it’s kind of annoying.
The boys catch a tie and get Sam over, but Khanisha runs over with mad skills and gets over in a couple seconds.
Daniel: Girls are still leading 3-2
Khanisha [Confessional]: Try to vote me out now, bitches. I’m obviously the most athletic bitch out here.
Lauren [Confessional]: Khanisha has athletics, so this might change our plans, since Bronlie is terrible.
*Shows Bronlie falling in over and over*
Bronlie reaches out and grabs Lauren as Mimi is holding her.
Lauren: *shaking head*
The girls try a new approach and Mimi and Lauren told hands together, and try to get around and across, and it works, getting Mimi and Lauren across.
Daniel: Girls leading 5-2 now.
Max: Sh*t.
Max [Confessional]: When I realize we are down by that much, I start to get angry. Then I realize that getting angry will just make us lose worse, so I get determined.
Max gets across.
Daniel: Max across, 5-3 lead now.
Lauren [Confessional]: Bronlie is by herself on the bar. She just needs to walk across. What an idiot.
Alexandra: Come on Bron!
*Bronlie keeps on falling*
Bronlie: I’m exhausted.
Meanwhile, Steve and Chris make it across.
Daniel: Phoenix and Bronlie are the last ones. They are both struggling.
Phoenix and Bronlie lunge, but Phoenix makes it across first.
Daniel: Wem wins immunity! Sorry Alakol, you girl are going to tribal. Go back to camp, see you at tribal.
Bronlie [Confessional]: I just don’t have balance. I’m really nervous, because I don’t want to go home.
Lauren [Confessional]: I’m really mad at Bronlie, and I think she definitely should be going home over Khanisha.
-Day 3-
Alakol Camp
Lauren: *whispers to Lexi, Courtney, Alexandra, and Mimi to come with her*
They sneak away.
Lexi: What is it?
Lauren: I really think Bronlie needs to go.
Mimi: No way, Khanisha is a total bitch, and needs to go home.
Lauren: I disagree.
Mimi: Hell no Lauren, don’t go fake on me, don’t make me regret wanting to work on you.
Lauren: Mimi, I-
Mimi: Just Shut Up!
Lexi, Courtney, and Alexandra: *shocked faces*
Alexandra [Confessional]: This is a side of Mimi I didn’t expect to see.
Khanisha [Confessional]: So, I decided to talk to the ditsy bitch, and the quiet bitch about making an alliance. I hate them all, but I just need to work with some of these bitches.
Khanisha: Ey Grace, Squeaky Clean, come here!
Bronlie: What?
Khanisha: We gotta stick together, these other bitches gonna get us out.
Bronlie: Well who do you want to vote for?
Khanisha: I don’t know!
Grace: I have an idea.
-Wem Camp-
*All the guys sitting around eating dinner together getting along*
Max: Who do you think the girls are voting out?
Pedro: Probably Bronlie.
Jason: Or that ghetto trash Khanisha!
Max: Yeah.
Phoenix [Confessional]: These guys are idiots. I’ll sit around and laugh at your racist, insulting jokes, but at the end of the day, I can’t wait to vote most of these men out.
-Alakol Camp-
Grace: *walks up to Alexandra and Courtney*
Alexandra: Hey, what’s up?
Grace: I have a good idea.
Courtney: What is it?
Grace: You two need to vote her out tonight, don’t tell anyone else the plan.
Alexandra: What’s the plan!?
Grace: Ummm… We want to vote out…
-TRIBAL-
Daniel: Behind each of you is a torch. Go ahead and grab a torch. Dip it in the flame and get fire. As you know, fire represents life in the game of Survivor. When your flame is gone, so are you.
*everyone gets settled*
Daniel: Okay, so how were things around camp after the challenge yesterday?
Lexi: Things were very hectic, Daniel.
Daniel: Bronlie, you caused the team to lose yesterday, do you feel like you could be in danger?
Bronlie: For sure, I really am sorry about the challenge, and I do want to apologize to my tribe.
Daniel: Alexandra, are there any alliances yet?
Alexandra: For sure.
Daniel: Are there 2 split sides?
Alexandra: I guess you could say that.
Lexi: Oh, really.
Daniel: Lexi, you seem shocked.
Lexi: Well, I am. I thought that we were all on the same page tonight.
Daniel: And what was that page?
Lexi: To vote out Khanisha.
Khanisha: Well boo, you been sadly mistaken. This aint yo damn game, so shut up.
Lexi: *rolls her eyes*
Khanisha: That’s right boo, cuz you a punk ass bitch.
Daniel: There is obviously animosity in the air, Grace, you are sitting quiet. Do you feel safe?
Grace: Umm…, not necessarily. You can never feel safe in a game like this.
Daniel: Mimi, how about you? Do you feel safe?
Mimi: Well Daniel, I can say that I do feel safe. I get along with everyone on this tribe.
Daniel: Courtney? Same question.
Courtney: Well, I was approached two separate times by two separate people, and honestly, I still haven’t decided my vote.
Daniel: Well, you better decide quick, it is time to vote. Khanisha, you are up.
*everyone votes*
*brings the jar in*
Daniel: Once the votes have been read, the decision is final. The person voted out will be asked to leave the tribal council area immediately, and go home. I’ll read the votes.
*pulls out first vote*
Daniel: First vote….Khanisha.
Khanisha: *rolls eyes*
Daniel: Second vote…Khanisha.
Daniel: Third vote…Bronlie.
Daniel: Fourth vote…
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Daniel: Mimi. That’s 2 votes Khanisha, One Vote Bronlie, One Vote Mimi.
Daniel: Mimi. That’s 2 vote Mimi, 2 votes Khanisha, 1 vote Bronlie.
Daniel: Mimi.
Mimi: *rolls eyes*
Daniel: 3 votes Mimi, 2 votes Khanisha, 1 vote Bronlie.
Daniel: First person voted out of Survivor Costa Rica…..
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Mimi. Come bring me your torch.
Lexi: *mouth wide open*
Mimi: Good job guys, was not expecting that.
Lexi: *stands up to hug her*
Mimi: *ignores her*
Lexi: Wow.
Daniel: Mimi, your tribe has spoken. *snuffs torch* It’s time for you to go.
Mimi: *flips off the girls as she walks away*
Khanisha: *flips her off back*
Daniel: Well, first vote, and it was a total blindside, neither she, nor Lexi saw that coming. Grab your stuff, head back to camp. Good night girls.
~Exit Interview~
Mimi: Wow, I did not expect that at all. I am strong, I am smart, and I am not Bronlie or Khanisha. So it’s their loss. Lexi, good luck to you, but I honestly don’t even care anymore. Good riddance, Survivor. *flips off camera*
Voting:
Khanisha – Mimi: I’m voting yo’ ass tonight, because you stupid, and you voting my ass. So bye bitch.
Grace – Mimi: This is a really smart strategical move on my part. You would’ve eventually came for me, so I need to get you now before it’s too late.
Bronlie – Mimi: I’m voting you because Grace is really smart, and she saved my ass. And it’s better you than me. So bye.
Mimi – Khanisha: You are just ghetto, and annoying. I can’t wait to see your face when you walk out of tribal tonight.
Lauren – Bronlie: You lost the challenge for us, so I’m gonna vote for you, and I stand by that no matter how anyone else votes.
Courtney – Mimi: You are nice, but at the end of the day, I don’t want to work with you, because you’re sneaky, and you would probably backstab me.
Alexandra – Mimi: I want to be in the majority, and you aren’t in the majority, so I need to vote you. No hard feelings?
Lexi – Khanisha: You are trashy, and you deserve to leave. You don’t need the million dollars, so just get your ass home, and stay. Bye girl.
