THEY ARE BETTER THAN ALL OF YOURS COMBINED. YOU SHOULD BE GIFTING ME THANKS TO ALL THE COMMON SENSE KNOWLEDGE I PROVIDE TO YOU ABOUT YOUR LIVES EVERYDAY. YOURE ALL STUPIDER THAN RICK PERRY HIMSELF. MOST OF YOU ARE EVEN STUPIDER THAN BRANDONATOR AND THATS JUST PATHETIC. SO STOP CHEWING THOSE TAMPONS AND FUCKING THOSE MIDGET SLUTS AND GIFT ME. #STFU
