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GERUSA'S MUSIC CONTEST [S01E05 - MISS ING] Jul 1, 2021: hello......... I'm really sorry and ashamed about my disappearment. my life has been a crazy ride since the last two weeks but i hope it is going to get better from now on...
so, to roast this negligent host... I declare that gerusa is missing... IN FACT she is the MISS ING.

based on that, i want you guys to roast this poor brazilian lady that is only trying to make her up to the top in an english site. i want you to post mainly songs that represent my essence, in this negligent way, and to kinda answer this question with your song of choice: WHERE IS GERUSA? WHERE HAS SHE BEEN?
well, surprise me, make me laugh, make me check your toughts on me;;;; a negligent &f*cked up host... i hope you guys do not give up on me

good luck and don't f*ck it up!

boyfriend
Brandonator
Hunty
Lukesaur
mathboy9
_Matt
ponga
spinfur
tswiftlover13
Eoin

11th - #konohavillage1
12th - #Midiaw
13th - #Booyahhayoob
14th - #iSandeh; Points: 40 9 comments
GERUSA'S MUSIC CONTEST (S01E04 - RESULTS) Jul 1, 2021: Hey, hi, hello, my musiqué queens. Let's pretend that nothing has ever happened for these last two weeks and keep moving forward? But seriously, sorry about the delay. This episode had some different arrangements based on your performances...

So, when I call your name, please step forward: boyfriend... ponga... and spinfur! You're all safe and you may go back to the Gerusa's Illusions Lounge. Here are your critiques:

boyfriend ━━ Devendra Banhart ‘’Will I See You Tonight? (feat. Vashti Bunyan)’’ ━━ I loved this song. It’s very dense and sentimental. Your choice shows me an amazing consistency that almost made me cry. It definitely fits the theme and the only reason why you’re not placing higher this episode is because the other queens were very on point w/ what I proposed but I must confess that this is one of my top songs of the episode. Thank you for showing me this.

spinfur ━━ A Great Big World ‘’Already Home’’ ━━ I can see why this song is so important to you because it is really beautiful. I have to admit that this is not exactly my favourite genre when it comes to the way it sounds but the music video starring Darren Criss helped me to focus and to draw my attention to it. It definitely fits the theme and I’m glad that this episode touched you, even if a little.

ponga ━━ The Black Keys ‘’Too Afraid To Love You’’ ━━ First of all, I need to give you credits by showing me different songs almost every week and that, for me, that translates versatility. This is a great song and the videoclipe (I don’t know if it’s the official one) is super cute - I loved it. However, lyrically, it’s not giving me EXACTLY the specific scenarios that I’ve asked for you guys. Ok, I get it. The lyric itself is talking about someone that is distant and how much they’re afraid of the love they want to experience with this person…. I guess the whole concept works. I’ll take that. It is a yes for me, ponga!

8 queens remaining on the stage... you all represent the tops and the bottoms of the episoe. Let's get it started with the critiques:

Eoin ━━ Lauv ‘’Drugs & the Internet’’ ━━ I get your choice but it doesn't thrill me at all. This song not only does not necessarily match the assignment but also sounds confusing to me. It’s more like a: We broke up because I'm a nerd-weirdo-antissocial who likes to surf on the net while I drink codeine rather than a song that describes the distance of the relationship THROUGH the web or through the inaccessibility of the loved one.

tswiftlover13 ━━ BENEE ‘’Supalonely ft. Gus Dapperton’’ ━━ I had to listen to this a couple times to try to understand what you were trying to give me considering your notes. After that, I really couldn’t match this song with the task I asked. It describes a sad girl or even an e-girl that feels lonely and struggles to connect with others/the outside world… Where is the cyber-love or long distance relationship in that? I mean, you could subjectively say that the relationship in question is with the ‘’other one’s’’...but, no. It’s not working for me this episode. If you stay, I’d really like to see you boost up and show me the strength it needs to win this contest.

Brandonator ━━ Soulja Boy Tell'em ft. Sammie ‘’Kiss Me Thru The Phone’’ ━━ Hey Brandon! I could easily say that you are giving me generic content for this episode but… hell no. You’re taking me back to the 2000’s era and I’m loving it. This song describes the perfect scenario of straight-people-dating-through-SMS-in-the-2000’s. It fits, it’s catchy af and I dare anyone to stand up and tell me that does not know this major hit.

_Matt ━━ Simple Plan ‘’Jet Lag ft. Natasha Bedingfield’’ ━━ This is such an interesting choice for this episode! There’s definitely a pop/rock side of me that is really thrilled when I listen to something like Simple Plan, a mix of nostalgia and THAT EMO VIBE that totally represents a person who is suffering for a long distance love or relationship and wants to scream her feelings at the top of their lungs so the world can hear them. Not only is your song of choice totally fitting what I’ve asked for but you’re also sending me to young Gerusa’s memories of myself crying over a Tengaged guy who I’d probably never see but whom I was desperately in love with. Nice call, Matt!

Hunty ━━ SZA ‘’Garden (Say It Like Dat)’’ ━━ Oh… I see that SZA’s whole concept as an artist really describes Hunty’s character and taste level - which I have to say: it’s amazing. BUT (big bUUTy, just like the one she talks about in the lyrics), your song of choice is not reaching the assignment for this episode and I have to say that it is a big no-no for me. Even when I try to subjectively read the lyrics between the lines, I see the essence of someone that is comparing herself with another woman that is hotter than her and at the same time that she is jealous, she is still in love with the guy. And this description goes way far than what I’ve asked.

konohavillage1 ━━ Rina Sawayama ‘’Alterlife’’ ━━ I read your note and I get your concept. However, I need to say that even though you could interpret the assignment + Alterlife lyrics as the practice of catfishing someone, the fantasy ends there, a place where I’m not getting your task as something done but conditionally done. After an amazing win, I must confess that this episode really let me down not only because of what I already told you but also because you went for a Rina Sawayama song... that does not fit the description… when she actually has a big bop that TOTALLY fits the description I gave and could even guarantee your second win: Cyber Stockholm Syndrome.

Lukesaur ━━ Janet Jackson ‘’Empty’’ ━━ I have to say that this episode you gave everyone a lesson when it comes to walk down the runway with subjective lyrics and still nail it. It’s not a secret that I love Janet Jackson and her iconic legacy. This song is beautiful and the lyrics fit the theme perfectly: a web relationship (even if she wasn’t talking objectly about that) where you’ve never met each other… so, you have to use your imagination to fulfill your dreams and desires about getting to know your loved one (in all forms, if you know what I mean)... Great recovery, Luke!

mathboy9 ━━ That Kid ‘’Dial Tone (feat. Ayesha Erotica & Slayyyter)’’ ━━ I see that mathboy is not down for playing in this episode’s challenge… She is SLAYING. I freaking love this song, it’s such an iconic hyperpop track that translates not only lyrically what I’ve asked for the challenge but also through it’s sound: super CYBER VIBES, BABE. There’s nothing much left to say… I’m just going to enjoy this bop. Touch me through the dial tone, Math!

Based on that, I've made some decisions:
#Brandonator.... #Lukesaur.... You're both safe and you may join the other girls...
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#_Matt, you took me on a trip and now I'm JET LAGGED for you!...
#mathboy9, you touched me not only through the DIAL TONE...
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#mathboy9, Congratulations, you're the winner of this episode's challenge. You won a cash tip of 2 dollars and a piece of carrot cake!
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#_Matt, you're also the winner of this episode's challenge! You won half of the prize mathboy9 won. Split it between you both.

Unfortunately, Hunty, konohavillage1, tswiftlover13 and Eoin... you are the bottom 4 of this episode... and all I can say is that #Eoin... You are safe.

Three queens stand before me. Ladies, you had your chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination...
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#tswiftlover13 & #Hunty: Shantay, you both stay.
#konohavillage1, my dear queen, I'm sure the competition will not be the same without you... but I have to release you to live your Alterlife dream... now, Sashay away. AND LET THE MUSIC PLAY. Forever.

CHARTS: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vSp_3GeI_LzIMdSUhuOZxW_hW79yspDausRUp8fYEIScryu5nIGiQBBaRbyckgqWy4y3-x-H6o6HlqZ/pubhtml; Points: 74 3 comments
GERUSA'S MUSIC CONTEST [S01E04 - COMPUTER LOVE] Jun 15, 2021: hello queenies. hope you're all ready for the next challenge bc in this episode we're celebrating... LOVE!... as you know, I'm a brazilian dragon slayer and last saturday we celebrated the brazilian valentine's day. BUT if you are suffering from the being single disease (like me), pandemic times are the worst of the times to get our sex and love lifes updated...

based on that, I know much of you are celebrating flirtatious affairs through internet, either by sexting or planning your future dick(or love) appointments. so, I want you to post mainly songs that represent the love life of someone who is virtually dating: long distance relationships, cyberlove, the dramas of wanting someone that you can only access after the vaccine and lots of love/desire in general

here's an iconic video for the lgbtq community to inspire you through your musical research:

p.s. you CANNOT choose Aaron & The Gays - Computer Sex otherwise I'll eliminate you by not being creative enough

good luck and do not f*ck it up!

boyfriend
Brandonator
Eoin
Hunty
konohavillage1
Lukesaur
mathboy9
_Matt
ponga
spinfur
tswiftlover13

12th - #Midiaw
13th - #Booyahhayoob
14th - #iSandeh; Points: 106 18 comments
GERUSA'S MUSIC CONTEST (S01E03 - RESULTS) Jun 15, 2021: Hey, hi, hello, my musique queens. Are you ready for tonights critiques? First of all, I want to apologize about the delay to post the results, weekends are usually busy for me since I spend almost all of them drunk. But, before we get it started, please welcome our special extra guest judge cheritaisdelicious! She also wants to say something to you guys:

#cheritaisdelicious: Okay for a preface, I just want to say this is lowkey funny because I HATE the type of music the majority of the people on here listen to, and so like...you all sent songs you think suit me, but as a heads up, I will hate most of them and complain about everything! Yay!

So, when I call your name, please step forward: Brandonator... Lukesaur... _Matt... konohavillage1... Midiaw...and ponga! You all represent the tops and the bottoms of the episode.

The rest of you are safe, you may go back to the Gerusa's Illusions Lounge and here are your critiques:
boyfriend ━━ Rico Nasty & Kenny Beats ‘’Big Titties feat. Baauer and EarthGang’’ ━━ Wow. This song is the B.O.M.B dot COM. You got me imagining it as if it was playing in a real Gerusical and cherita would be lip syncing it with the rappers being her back vocalists. The final product would definitely be something really fierce and even funny for the dynamism of the whole show. I also have to give you credits for bringing cherita’s Big Titties signature.

#cheritaisdelicious: Lmaooooo this song is honestly funny as hell and has some kind of amazing lines. “I could hit the cookie right and make your body curl up. Got the pussy purring, cat calling to me.” This song doesn’t really seem to fit anything with the theme, but I mean, you kind of captured my essence with the title, so I appreciate that, thank you for recognizing that my big titties are in fact my best personality trait.

Hunty ━━ Doja Cat ‘’Candy’’ ━━ This song is giving me some nice vibes. I had never heard it before and I really like it, it reminded me of Rihanna’s old vocals. However, your strongest aspect towards the theme is the lyrics, because I was expecting, sonically speaking, something with powerful beats and that made me think of cherita as someone walking in the workroom and saying: ‘’Hey, I didn’t come to play, I came to slay!.’’ But you’re serving me some sexy/confident vibes for sure.

#cheritaisdelicious: Okay this is someone who literally I have only even heard of because of tengaged. I can honestly tell you this is not something I would listen to on my own, like, ever, but it’s also not bad. The music is kind of good, the beat sorta has a sexy sound, and while it gets a little repetitive at times, I do like the chorus about candy and it says cherry a bunch of times. I am sweet like candy, this is true. Then you would fucking pop up and be like KNOW THAT IT AIN’T REAL CHERRY. Bitch HUNTY.

tswiftlover13 ━━ Demi Lovato ‘’Confident’’ ━━ Personally, I’m not a big fan of Demi Lovato. However, this song definitely suits what I proposed for tonight’s theme. Although you’re following the assignments I want you to push harder at your musical research so you can impress me and have your name on the top 3 list. Remember that competition is already running its course and the more people we eliminate, the harder it gets!

#cheritaisdelicious: Well I know who Demi is at least, don’t really listen to them much though, haven’t heard this one before. It’s kinda like...the edgy side of basic pop, I guess? It’s not like bubblegum at all, and she’s very much like I’M FUCKING IN CHARGE HERE, IT’S MY RULES. The lyrics are good. What IS wrong with being confident? Oh no, I’m confident, that’s not a fucking crime, fuck off. This is my world. T.ears I actually kind of like this? No one is more surprised than me.

Eoin ━━ Beyoncé ‘’Diva’’ ━━ Heya Shan Rock! Diva is one of my favourite songs by Bey along with the whole I AM… SASHA FIERCE album, so you’re definitely earning some points here with this choice. It’s pretty clear that this song fits this episode’s theme but I also have to say that this choice is super duper safe because when I hear the word ‘’diva’’ this song is one of the first things that comes to my mind and what I want for my girly girls here in my competition is to go BEYOND the expected. That being said, Diva is a must-have song in cherita’s Gerusical.

#cheritaisdelicious: I’m CRYING. I sort of hate Beyonce. Like she’s talented but idk, I’ve always thought she was super overhyped and whatever. I do like a handful of songs, and some really old Destiny’s Child stuff. This song I have always found annoying as hell. Fun fact, the first time I heard this song, I thought the beginning just said “I’m a fucking ho” over and over. Okay so like...I can’t dispute that I am diva as fuck, so...I guess that fits. But fuck this is so annoying lmfao the repeated I’m a diva part over and over and over, and there are only a few lines I actually like, for the most part this song is just...kinda dumb to me personally, but I can see how some basic bitches would find it EMPOWERING.

spinfur ━━ ILIRA ‘’DO IT YOURSELF’’ ━━ I must confess that this episode I’m not thrilled at all about your song choice although I really like the lyrics talking about being an independent and strong woman just like cherita. The problem is that I’m getting ‘’princess discovering her new kingdom for the first time’’ vibes from this and as far I’m concerned, cherita already has her own kingdom solidified.

#cheritaisdelicious: Never heard of this person before. Dear God, this is pop as fuck, I hate it. I am CRYING at having to listen to this, this is the complete OPPOSITE of what I listen to for fun. Dear God, she keeps la la la-ing. This is torture. She loves herself, I’ll give her that. I love myself too, like a lot. Oh, now she is talking about touching herself. Is this song about masturbating, like she can give herself the best orgasm? I mean...I get it, I don’t disagree :p. I guess TECHNICALLY it fits thematically, but like...as a song, it was so horrible and I never wanna hear it again lmfao.

mathboy9 ━━ Janet Jackson ‘’Someone to Call My Lover’’ ━━ I love this song and it’s already clear to me that your taste level is amazing. And like I said to Lukesaur, you both tried to come out with an outside of the box performance tonight, which is hard for me to judge when there’s a majority following the assignments and representing cherita as this empowered woman even though I know that her love life is an amazing side to explore in a Gerusical.

#cheritaisdelicious: T.ears, you are someone in the cast I have actually discussed music with a bit, so like...my one tiny hope that maybe someone would send something I actually kind of liked. This...no, what? Come on, even if you wanted to go with the looking for love theme, there has to be better choices. The ONLY thing this song has going for it is it’s so old (like me) and I remember being in high school when this came out. So...nostalgia, I guess? I forgot this existed though. This is...not something I would listen to at all. Your explanation is cute I guess, but...just no haha. This isn’t working for me, at all.

Well, now, here's what we have to say to the rest of the queens standing before me:

Brandonator ━━ Ivy Levan ‘’Biscuit’’ ━━ I have already heard this song before but I must confess that I never gave it’s proper attention. And by giving that attention tonight… Girl! This song is the perfect choice for the main act of ‘’The Gerusical: Cherita IS Delicious’’. It is a pop track with a rock’n’roll energy, strong vocals that reminded me of a mix of Christina Aguilera and Porcelain Black and it also has the funniest content possible that is totally cherita. Nice call Brandon!

#cheritaisdelicious: I’m crying. Clearly none of you have met me before, I’m on the last song and I can honestly say NONE of these are songs I’d listen to by choice. This song seems like a mashup of styles to me, but I am too tired to analyze that. Her voice doesn’t match the music for me. Okay so...I promise I would never tell someone to kiss my biscuit on account of I’m not a trashy southern bitch, but like...the SENTIMENT behind the line kind of works. I get it, she’s bossy and confident, so am I...but ugh, I hate this lmao.

_Matt ━━ Clooney ‘’The Party's Here (feat. R.C.)’’ ━━ I loved this. It’s definitely a great pop track and we cannot deny it. My biggest problem with your choice is that I don’t see cherita’s persona as the party-girl type of queen (a type of personality you can easily find in other Tengaged characters, almost like a 2000’s Paris Hilton). So, I have to say that what you’re serving me today is a little bit off the assignment proposed.

#cheritaisdelicious: I hate everything about this <3. I think I’ve heard this one before. I don’t listen to party music, I actually listen to music that makes most people wanna cry and or fall asleep. Dance music is a no for me. She’s confident and fun, I mean like...I guess my personality is a party, kind of? Cherry is here, the party’s here. Ugh this is so fucking annoying. It gives me 80’s vibes too, which is like my least favorite music decade. I get it, I’m fun, I’m a party, is this horrible song over yet? Help, I am being tortured.

Lukesaur ━━ Summer Walker ‘’I'll Kill You (Feat. Jhene Aiko)’’ ━━ I totally get that you’re trying to show me another side of cherita with this song choice (her love life at the website) but to make one think clear, I’m really strict when it comes to judging through the lens of the theme and based on that, your song choice don’t make much sense to me even though the song is kinda cool. You had a great start and I want to see episode 01 Lukesaur coming back from the dead.

#cheritaisdelicious: Lmaoooo at your note. Okay so you actually sent a slow song, which I appreciate as a break from the dance party shit other people sent, but I’m not really a big R&B person, at least not current stuff, I like some good 90s R&B though. Honestly...NOTHING about this song seems to fit the description Gery gave you guys, and nothing about this makes me think of myself. If you were gonna deviate from girl power you should have snuck in some indie rock or something, not a love song where she talks about going to jail for her man. Do I have the personality of someone who would go to jail for a man? T.ears.

konohavillage1 ━━ Hi Fashion ‘’AMAZING’’ ━━ You clearly got back on the tracks this episode! This is such an iconic, gay and fun choice for cherita’s Gerusical. It definitely speaks cherita’s mind when it comes to being confident and not caring at all at what other people are trying to say about her or even the possibility of being disliked at Tengaged. She is amazing and she knows it.

#cheritaisdelicious: Oh it’s electronic, my favorite, she says, in her least sincere voice ever. Lmao ugh I am so torn on this. I HATE the way it sounds. Like...I electropop is a miss for me 90% of the time, and this has a robot voice singing on top of it, and that makes me hate it even more. BUT. The lyrics are actually kind of perfect. Like, I am fucking amazing, thank you. People don’t appreciate how amazing, and my attitude usually is like “fuck you, I’m amazing.” So I’d say lyrics wise, this is the best song by far. BUT I STILL REALLY HATE IT AND NEVER WANT TO HEAR IT AGAIN.

ponga ━━ Lizzo ‘’Truth Hurts’’ ━━ I could judge you by the same perspective as Eoin and tswiftlover13 when it comes to already expected/safe choices BUT it’s undeniable that the whole Lizzo’s artist persona and the whole Truth Hurts song concept SCREAMS cheritaisdelicious. It’s fierce, it’s strong, talks about boy problems and overcoming it and the more important aspect: being a badass beyatch. Great episode for you, ponga!

#cheritaisdelicious: Oh I’ve heard this one before. I had this friend on here who was OBSESSED with her, and he was ranting about his boy troubles, and he was like CHERRY YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS SONG, THE LYRICS ARE SO GOOD and I listened to it and was like … t.ears. Then I made him listen to Father John Misty. Sigh. Like...I can’t deny that I definitely have a “that bitch” personality, and I can admit some of these lyrics sort of fit, I am very much like tell me things to my face, and I’m not gonna be your fucking side bitch. But ugh I still would never listen to this song again unless I had to. But this is good for the theme.

Midiaw ━━ Dolly Style ‘’Cherry Gum’’ ━━ I totally get why you chose this song for Cherita’s gerusical. However, I must say that even though cherita likes to be called Cherry, her personality does not suit the whole kawaii, bubblegum and cute-ish vibe. I just wouldn’t see either myself or cherita choosing this song to play at her Gerusical even though it’d be ironically fun.

#cheritaisdelicious: And we’re back in bubblegum territory, literally. Please, just because a song has cherry in the name does not make it a fit! These lyrics don’t fit me...they don’t really fit anything, it’s literally a song about chewing gum? Maybe it’s code for oral sex, that can’t be all that is. Anyway, not feeling this like...at all. I know I like cutesy things like unicorns and cartoon cats so I see how part of my personality might lead people to think I like music like this, but like...I reallyyyy don’t, sorry.

Based on that, I've made some decisions:
#Brandonator, you're safe... you may join the other girls...
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ponga, this episode you spoke the TRUTH and it didn't hurt a bit!...
konohavillage1, not only cherita's tits are amazing but also your song of choice this episode!...
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#ponga, You are safe.
#konohavillage1, Congratulations, you're the winner of this episode's challenge. You won a cash tip of 4 dollars and the physical version of MARINA'S new album!

Unfortunately, _Matt, Midiaw and Lukesaur... you are the bottom 3 of this episode... and all I can say is that _Matt... You are safe.

Two queens stand before me. Ladies, you had your chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination...
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#Lukesaur: Shantay, you stay.
#Midiaw, even though your cherry gum was sweet, it didn't popped for me... now, sashay away, my queen. AND LET THE MUSIC PLAY. Forever.

CHARTS: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vSp_3GeI_LzIMdSUhuOZxW_hW79yspDausRUp8fYEIScryu5nIGiQBBaRbyckgqWy4y3-x-H6o6HlqZ/pubhtml; Points: 55 9 comments
GERUSA'S MUSIC CONTEST [S01E03 - THE GERUSICAL] Jun 11, 2021: hello my after the after party queens, how you doing? for this episode's challenge I'm so glad to announce that we're throwing a GERUSICAL!!!!!! not only happy about this challenge but I'm even happier about the iconic extra guest judge that are joining me, please, welcome: cheritaisdelicious!

for that reason and to celebrate cherita's diva persona in this website, ''The Gerusical: Cherita IS Delicious'' begins! so... I want you guys to evoke the feeling of being on her shoes for one day! post mainly songs that show me your sassy, delicious, diva, confident, redhead, strong and empowering side... don't mince your words to fight for justice! (and dont forget to make cherita proud)

good luck and do not f*ck it up!

boyfriend
Brandonator
Eoin
Hunty
konohavillage1
Lukesaur
mathboy9
_Matt
Midiaw
ponga
spinfur
tswiftlover13

13th - #Booyahhayoob
14th - #iSandeh; Points: 72 15 comments
GERUSA'S MUSIC CONTEST (S01E02 - RESULTS) Jun 11, 2021: Hello my music queens. Are you ready for your second episode of critiques? I must say that this round was SO HARD to judge, yall surprised me with your amazing taste level and I couldn't be more proud. Lets get it started and try something different:

When I call your name, please, step forward: Hunty... mathboy9... boyfriend... spinfur... konohavillage1...and Booyahhayoob. You all represent the tops and the bottoms of this episode.

The rest of you are safe, you may go back to the Gerusa's Illusions Lounge and here are your critiques:

Midiaw ━━ Hindi Zahra ‘’Any Story’’ ━━ This is clearly a great recovery from you. I did like the song you proposed for this week's theme, especially because I had never heard of Hindi Zahra before and she is a QUEEN. The lyrics are very touchy and it made me think of myself wondering what paths and narratives I am constructing in my life after a massive party - a futile story.

_Matt ━━ Moby ‘’The Last Day (with Skylar Grey)’’ ━━ I loved this song. The construction of it reminded me a lot of ‘The xx’ music, which is one of my favourite bands ever. I see myself 100% listening to this to reflect and to chill after a massive party and even confronting myself in sadness and confusion. This is an amazing recovery from last episode’s performance, keep your mind straight on that line.

Brandonator ━━ Kelly Clarkson ‘’Dark Side’’ ━━ I’m really shocked to see this song around here. But I’m happily shocked. In my point of view, this song could be seen as an optimistic anthem, which would be the opposite of tonight’s theme. However, Kelly does not deny her darkside and after partying and chemically modifying your brain, you could definitely tell that being a party freak or a drug user can be your darkside. This is a nice and different perspective of the theme… the fear of being judged or abandoned due to the consequences of your actions.

tswiftlover13 ━━ Kesha ‘’Hungover’’ ━━ Ke-$-ha is the best! I must say that this era of hers is my favourite even though we all know that she was struggling a lot, so it’s probably her least favourite, lol. Now, talking about the song choice, it definitely fits the theme but I also find it very predictable and kind of a safe choice, which for the record, doesn’t mean it’s a bad one at all.

Lukesaur ━━ Abra ‘’Pull Up’’ ━━ It has been a while since the last time that I listened to this song and I must confess that by doing that tonight, I remembered the fact that Abra’s music always makes me shiver. She is definitely the bomb. I’d say that this song has the ultimate vibing kind of track and I love it, but MAYBE I’d like to listen to it while I’m riding my car w/ my sisters, smoking a goddamn cigarette and enjoying the nighttime, which is not necessarily an after party situation.

ponga ━━ Concorde ‘’Made for Love’’ ━━ First of all, I need to thank you for showing me this! It’s definitely one of the most sensible songs I’ve heard in a while, I loved it. It gives me a mix of feelings about falling in love and enjoying the after party with someone I care about. My only issue with this song choice is: IT’S TOO DAMN BEAUTIFUL to fulfill my after party pessimistic mood since all I wanna do when I listen to it is marry someone and have romantic sex.

Eoin ━━ Amy Winehouse ‘’Back To Black’’ ━━ You went for the kill with a sad song. Like I said to Booyah, this is not the problem here: this is a major hit when it comes to enjoying your sadness and that’s why I totally get why you chose it. But even the bad vibe has a vibe and maybe this song just gives me the funeral kind of storyline. BUT, her jazz influences still got me jamming.

Well, now, here's what I have to say to the rest of the queens standing before me:

spinfur ━━ Mothica ‘’VICES’’ ━━ Holy Jesus. Here’s what I have to say to you, spinfur: this song is my new VICE! This is another amazing episode for you ‘cause you’re not only showing me a great sense of understanding the assignments that are being proposed but you’re also giving me eargasms. I feel like I just listened to the not-so-famous version of Tove Love - Habits (Stay High) and it fits perfectly for the after party vibes where you find yourself confused and questioning what the hell you’re doing w/ your life.

mathboy9 ━━ St. Vincent ‘’Fast Slow Disco’’ ━━ I have to say that I’m really confused about this submission. First of all, this is a MAJOR BOP, I love St. Vincent and I love the whole concept of this song: its videoclip, beats and vocals. However, when I listen to this song I kinda want to return to the club and dance my pain away in a melancholic way(?). I do see the after party potential here but maybe I just wanted something that I could think about last night as a place I don’t wanna return to.

Hunty ━━ Charli XCX ‘’Grins’’ ━━ I mean, this song choice cannot go wrong: True Romance is my favourite era/album of Charli XCX even though a lot of fans say it has a very childish/teenage vibe. By that I mean that I do see myself lost in my bedroom listening to this and daydreaming about all the choices I already made in life… and all I can say is that it is a nice apocalyptic view.

Booyahhayoob ━━ Evanescence ‘’Lost in Paradise’’ ━━ Ok, you went for a sad Evanescence song even though I said that the submission wasn’t necessarily supposed to be a sad one. But that’s not my problem with your song of choice this episode. Although this is a very beautiful song and Amy Lee has one of the greatest vocals of all times, I see myself much more listening to something like this after a break-up or during a depressive episode and not really after a party, because I wouldn’t have the patience or the tenderness that this track requires. Even the bad vibe has a vibe and this song is just… beautifully sad with zero vibes.

konohavillage1 ━━ Robyn ‘’Send To Robin Immediately’’ ━━ This is my favourite song when the topic is Honey. So, it really hurts my heart to say that I don’t know if this would be on my after party playlist. The reason for that is based on the fact that I see this song as the celebration of a beautiful feeling, the realization of love and its urge to scream at the top of your lungs every emotion that you carry for your loved ones (And this realization it’s the opposite of my ugly and pessimistic skin after a party trying to find a point in living).

boyfriend ━━ Kari Faux ‘’LEAVE ME ALONE’’ ━━ And she rises like a phoenix! Last episode you almost ended up at the bottom but I could already see that your taste level is impeccable… and I was right. I’m super addicted to this track and it would definitely be a major soundtrack to my after party vibes: thinking about all the futilities I put myself through last night and the fact that I just want the world to go away bc people in general are fake as$ beyatches, even though I might be just mentally confused or kinda sad. Please, Maya, hit my line and call my phone!

Based on that, I've made some decisions:
#Hunty, you're safe...
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spinfur, this episode you showed me ALL OF YOUR vices and I'm addicted to it!...
boyfriend, girl, I don't want you to leave me alone!...
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#spinfur, You are safe.
#boyfriend, Congratulations, you're the winner of this episode's challenge. You won a cash tip of 5 dollars and a rotten apple!

Unfortunately, mathboy9, konohavillage1 and Booyahhayoob you are the bottom 3 of this episode... and all I can say is that mathboy9... You are safe.

Two queens stand before me. Ladies, you had your chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination...
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#konohavillage1: Shantay, you stay.
#Booyahhayoob, You showed all of us that you do belong to the lost paradise... which is not here... now, sashay away, my queen. AND LET THE MUSIC PLAY. Forever.

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