We have gathered here, on the 3rd day of January, the year 2020, to mourn the death of Sultana, AKA Sully.
Here she lies; skinny, thicc, and fabulous, before your eyes ready for her imminent eviction and subsequent burial. She is survived by Paul, her only ally left in this disastrous Stars game and the eventual winner of Stars 561.
While here with us, Sully was remembered for her quick wit, FUEGO speeches, and her relentless will and desire to ensure that good prevailed over evil, heros prevailed over villains, and real players prevailed over fakes.
This is a time for celebration however, as Sultana was always joyous and never took this game or site too seriously. So I ask that you use her death as a lesson.
A lesson in turning the other cheek. A lesson in perseverance. A lesson in resilience.
To all of her fellow Stars contestants, I ask that you take a long and stiff look at yourselves and ask:
"Am I proud of the way I played this game? And if not, why? Is it because of some insecurity that has seeped in from outside life? Am I projecting that insecurity and hurt onto those who are undeserving of that hate?"
As we lower the bedazzled casket, we send Sultana back home from where she came, the Heavens, to look down upon all of her babies, and we can rest assured that her Blessing will live within us, forever.
FACTS! ILY