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staymellow

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  1. Anyone remember who made the GTA
  2. omg you can't be drafted after turning 26
  3. why are the design so good
  4. I'm filing my taxes late
  5. WcDonald's Savory Chili sauce with Spicy chicken..
  6. WHY HAVENT THEY UNBANNED SPORTSGEEK12
  7. Happy the chiefs won
  8. Watch mahomes flop
  9. Mahomes is fucking trash
  10. lil jon killed it
  11. OF COURSE I MISS THE DR PHIL HAIR!
  12. Whens that Dr. Phil hair coming up??
  13. waiting for that dr Phil hair
  14. Imagine being a starving orphan
  15. I went to Subway
  16. Time for me to hit up the gym
  17. Why were my employers
  18. I wonder where the molecules
  19. I just want to break up with this girl so badly
  20. It's always the male chipotle employees
  21. I want to hate stingy chipotle employees
  22. Is it possible to eat a crunch wrap supreme
  23. Gen Z is old news
  24. I'm stuck at bars
  25. Abolish daylight savings!
  26. I'm watching volleyball game
  27. How do jazz musicians
  28. What happened to ASMR
  29. How do people in NYC
  30. Some fat lady got into her car next to me
  31. I was scarfing down some chipotle in store
  32. Does every site really need 2fa these days?
  33. My employer was on the phone with our contractor
  34. lol just say ur a Jew supremacist and move on
  35. foursquare was fun
  36. Wallball should have
  37. I was walking down the street
  38. Whats better the cure for cancer or cure for..
  39. Biscoff cookies
  40. As much as men are seen as the bad guys

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Trident Long lasting flavor is not long lasting Apr 1, 2013
imageI'm gonna sue them for false advertisement. Just popped a stick in my mouth and it lasted maybe 30 seconds maximum. Choose juicy fruit! Like honestly!
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Talking Poo Apr 1, 2013
imageSome fools just don't like he mention of poo? WHY! I know you do it! AND I know EVERYONE has had that really good feeling right after dropping that well deserved deuce that you've been holding in for a while. If you are mad that I make poop comment while you're eating dinner, then dude, who the heck eats dinner while playing tengaged. I do.
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Poop never tasted so good Mar 31, 2013
imagei like to eat while I take my #2's, anyone else?
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Balls are yummy Mar 31, 2013
When IM alone i like to fill my bathtub with Ragu Spaghetti sauce, get butt naked submerge myself in the sauce of youth curl up and pretend I'm a meatball
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Eat me Mar 31, 2013
Sometimes when im alone at home i cover myself in milk, put two pillows on each side of me and pretend im an Oreo
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Imma Slug Mar 31, 2013
imageSometimes I cover myself in vaseline and pretend im a slug.
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