Dylan O. (DBWs):
The first tribal was easy, but really fucking sad. We lost the tribe's only snack, and we were left starving for the challenge. It didn't help that the challenge was the shoving challenge, one all about speed. The issue is if one person was truly the best at speed, they could win it for the tribe. Did I mention the other tribe had Ethan000? Right off the bat, Ethan crushed Romeo's funny bone, but we roared back with Brandon popping Sydney's tits. During this whole time, our tribe was doing a tribe call to
#BuildTribeMorale !
We were now tied up, and Brandon crushed Sydney's tit so hard we knew he had to go against Ethan000. I stepped up to the plate, and after misclicking, I heard my tribe groan, as Ethan000 shoved a sausage in my vegan mouth (drink). Jake then mud wrestled Marto to the ground to tie it up again, as Brandon was parched with thirst from the sidelines seeing Marto on his back. Ethan000 then pounded Brandon, who seemed to like it? After our Ethan was able to beat Kelly K. before he even got one shove it, it all came down to Hufus vs Ethan000. Ethan000 hacked into Hufus's mainframe quicker than Kelly aborts babies. So there it was, tribal again. Despite our tribe going 3-0 against the none 000's, we were punished for not having him.
The last tribal was way too easy, so this one had to be more difficult. Hufus/Mordecai/myself wanted to get with Ethan/Brandon, as well as try to get Matt on the side to take out one of Jake/Raul/Romeo. Moses really wanted Raul gone, but I had more of a connection with him as Romeo and I had yet to have any conversation, and Hufus seemed to agree, so the target was Romeo. After creating a chat with the 3 of us and Ethan/Brandon, we were gucci. We had the numbers, and there was nothing to worry about.
Hufus tells JaVale/myself that he is the swing, and they're going for Ethan, but he still wants to do Romeo and is just playing both sides. Cool cool. Also during this time, Hufus calls me telling me that Raul is saying Brandon/BigBen/Ethan/myself had a tight final 4 group since the start of the game and had a chat. I told Hufus it was BS (cuz it was), and it was clear Raul had been trying to target our group.
Also at one point I told Raul I probs would wanna do Romeo cuz I haven't talked to him, but was open to other options and asked his opinion and he was like 'we're at an impasse'. Like bro you didn't give anything, it's hard to really trust that at all. Anyways, so Hufus comes to me and tells me he's thinking of flipping to take out Brandon. I told him I thought it was a bad idea, but I get it from his standpoint. We knew a swap was likely, and Jake/Kelly's side would be right after him if he didn't flip, and he was worried Brandon/Ryan would take a shot at him given the chance regardless. I didn't agree with the latter point, but I feel like the only one who coulda convinced him of that was Brandon/Ryan.
As time flew by, I thought Hufus was still with us. Although he wanted Brandon, the group seemed to want to do Ethan or myself, and he was only flipping for Brandon. But an hour before the vote, Hufus goes on call w me telling me they're doing Brandon, and telling everyone they're doing me. I do my part to act like I'm scrambling to Raul/Matt to save my ass, as I tried to convince Hufus NOT TO FUCKING FLIP. I thought there was a chance, esp because his main gripe was the fact that Brandon was not being paranoid and he came an hour before the vote being the Brandon we know and love, but it wasn't enough.