Harry & AJ were very smart.... I’m sure, but not very good detectives... or detectors of poison.
Much like the Red Carpet Extravaganza, I arranged a fun picnic party where we at Deli Meat Sandwiches! But, I arranged to have more deli meat than just the sandwich ones, and in the middle of the night, when I set out everybody’s arranged clothes for the picnic, 2 special suits designed for Harry and AJ, I rubbed deli meat all over. Why, you may ask? I’ve been spending more time relaxing outside, watching the wild dogs outside, and listening to their howls. I knew I had to use that somehow, and this was my chance! Get you all out in the middle of the woods at a picnic, and attract the dogs to the smell of the meat, and let them handle them.
BUT, I quickly realized. I only want 2 bodies, not a house full. So my original idea : Rat Poison, it attracts dogs, easy answer. but I quickly realized that’d be a huge risk as you don’t die from eating rat poison. The better alternative, quick and nearly instant death. Arsenic. I put arsenic in 2 sandwiches. The one designated for Harry - and the one for AJ.
A perfect crime for the perfect examples of mediocrity in detective work.
The. End.
