- can't get jealous of my Greek husband
- can't get jealous of my Greek husband's HOT AF HUSBAND (aka me) 馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶
- must like using bidets
- must know how to clean bidets 馃き馃き馃槶馃槶
- must pet all the frogs in my aquarium DAILY
- must buy me nice things
- must let me nom then in frookies for 12th
- must let me win all orgys cause I'm the most strategic plyaer.
Sigh
- MUST be nice
- must be kind
- MUST have at least one year of army experience
- must like books
- must not make out with the maid
- must not steal
- must listen to all my whiny ass stories and support me and tell me I'm the best. NO MATTER WHAT.
Short and easily achievable list... I know. But applicants, please comment below 馃憞
dang guess im out :(