That there is (allegedly) a Survivor conspiracy theory that Dan Foley fell out of a tree and killed another contestant and production covered it up by editing them out of the show and making everyone sign NDAs.
I mean it’s obviously a joke but I’m laughing my ass off at shirtless Dan plunging out of a tree like a brick, crushing someone looney tunes style and going “oh man. Oh no. She’s like, really dead dude”
But man if his “stick a rock in your pants and pretend it’s an idol” play isn’t a vintage survivor moment. He does that and the villains all just go “Woah! Rupert has a bulge in his pants, looks like we need to vote out Candice for no reason now!” — we’re never going to get a moment of someone doing something so simple like that ever again.