When put side by side with my mother Michelle Yeoh wearing the leftover tin foil that Times_Places wrapped her up in; and you know that's what got him fired from Chipotle.
I'm sorry that your tengaged birthday party has been ruined by all the petty drama going on in stars... I spent the entire week trying to convince ZacPed to whore himself out to you - but he refused even after I promised him a stars win & 5 moup94 shop designs - and he still wouldn't bite!
There's also a rumor going around the stars house that Dylan WH*TE BILL COSBY'd you during that Tengaged RealHouseWives Meetup; but I told #salmaan to stop spreading lies about you.
That it was untrue, that there was a completely reasonable explanation of why you woke up with blood on your ass. The Dave's Hot Chicken (Reaper) you ordered... it could've been that, right?
I already told mahogany and Khianna to nominate Sal for spreading these lies about you, but they told me they couldn't because they promised iYBF a free poll down the road... so what does that tell you?
ANYWAY, never leave your drinks unattended at the bar....