Hello, my name is Isaac
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•War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
•Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
•Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
•If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?
•I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
•A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
•You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
•When in doubt, mumble.
•I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.
•If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
•If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
