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Q: When do you go at red and stop at green? A: When you're eating a watermelon. Q: Why do watermelons have fancy weddings? A: Because they cantaloupe. Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a slut? A: The watermelon isn't as messy when you eat it! Q: What do you call fruit that commits egregious crimes? A: a waterfelon. Q: What do you have left after a pig eats a watermelon? A: Pork rinds Q: What type of fruit has babies in a red house, a red house in a white house, and a white house in a green house? A: A watermelon!