Hello, my name is donteatpoop
Fair warning: I vote negatively on spammed items.
Here's what others have said about me in tributes, but only since I started keeping track very recently... and also selectively chosen to make me look better than I really am.
@MyianCrush - You have a micro penis.
@liam55 - Your the only person I've had an alliance with that I trusted.
@Fordee09 - You were hilarious, but, I wanted you out.
@theZenMonkey - amazing ally
@mbyrdpirates - at first i was targeting u then u became my allie and i am very happy because i could not of won without you
@Taylor_Jane14 - It sucks we're not in an alliance. My first instinct was to actually ask you but I wasn't sure so I didn't.
@Micahel101 - Screw you asshole
@LeonKilljoy - thanks you backstabbing piece of trash i dont even want to be in this anymore
@LauraMelig - DON'T TRUST YOU AND I DON'T LIKE YOU.
@supervixenxo - You were kind of amazing
thewinner- You were a great player so we had to take you out
@donteatpoop - You magnificent sexy bastard. I was rooting for you the whole time. You came in late from taking a shit, found an alliance that fell apart sometime between wiping your ass and washing your hands, and you picked up the pieces and made it to the end. Survived three betrayals in your original final 4 alliance. Nicely played. I hope you win!
I suck at most games, but not too bad at the Fastings. Here is my fastings record so far after 86 games:
15th: II
14th: I
13th: III
12th: III
11th: VIII
10th: III
9th: IV
8th: V
7th: II
6th: VII
5th: IX
4th: II
3rd: X
2nd: XV
1st: XIII