Hello, my name is Wyatt
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.
George Carlin