Hello, my name is Jae
I put hotsauce in my scrambled eggs. Analyze that!
Some things you should know. I have an unnatural obsession for all things Elvis. He is the King. This is not a debatable fact, and if you try to debate it, I will destroy you.
Most of my best friends are men. Men are wonderful. I don't dig male bashing. If I see you do it, I will eat laxatives and send you my chemical scented excrement. Fed-ex even, so it's still warm and fresh.
I like controversial posters. Frankly, anyone with a voice who uses it in a semi-original way gets my vote.
I'm not always nice. I'm stubborn and I'm bad at returning phone calls and emails in a timely manner.
I eat fiber. Lots of it.
I have a sock monkey hat named Desmond. I wear him when I'm cold or sad.
That's all I got.