Hello, my name is Paper Mario
I play Fastings, and I play them hard. I'm never sure what game you're playing, but I'm playing Big Brother. If you can't take me lying to you, intimidating you, offending you, and throwing you under the bus, you're playing the the wrong game.
I'd explain it to you further, but I don't have any crayons on me.
If I don't at least have you on the verge of tears before the game is over, I didn't play properly. P.S. I hate you.
