Hello, my name is Ivan the Irish
Hello people, my name is Ivan Cross and I'm from Ireland! I've been living in Ireland all my life, and to be honest it's not bad at all. My dad works as a leprechaun, and my mum makes gold coins for the well behaved kids in Ireland and my dad delivers them on St Patricks Day. She usually ends up making like 3 or 4 gold coins, since almost all the kids in Ireland are bad! Do you think you can get a gold coin on St Patricks Day? That's right I didn't think so! Also, I love reality shows, and when I watch them, I never end up getting a gold coin.
I'm 13 and I'm stuck in middle school (I know right). My teachers are all bullshit, and they all suck. They always give us homewok, but I never end up doing it. I have very good reasons why they shouldn't allow kids homework, but I'm not wasting my time. My favorite color is orange, oh I see, you thought I would love green cause I'm Irish! You big racist! I'm not really that mean to people unless they are mean to me, cause if they are I'm going to fuck them badly! I'm very nice and caring, I really don't have any enemies, except for....Garrett! I will talk about that fat ass later! If you actually wasted your time reading over ten sentences about myself then congratulations, you just have learned the life of an Irish boy!
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