Hello, my name is ChickenYoda
I like to poop on people. I do it twice a week. There was one time when I was playing League of Legends I had to poop so bad and I shit my pants during the game and just left it. It was a very intense game so I just played and I accidentally got some of the poop on my hands and got some on the mouse so it made it really smelly and sticky and hard to play. I think we ended up winning though but man it was tough.