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Cairn 0 min ago
I will pray you step off the path to Hell, Astronaut.
@Astronaut -You were abducted by a group of aliens who said they'd only let you go back to Earth if you brought another human in your place for them to experiment on. I know who you gave. They aren't "missing," but you dumped them off. I'll probably go missing soon for discovering your secret, but I still know. I don't plan to tell, though.
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