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Ricktworick1's Top 15 Worst TSC Songs of 2016..

10 ricktworick1, Dec 13, 2016

I took a few days bc you guys would have been to excited for the podium entries.
Notes:
- All songs sent in TSC between 226 to 264 are eligible (except for the 70s and 90s themed contests + throwback TSC)
- YET AGAIN, this is based on my personal opinion. Please do not take any offense from what I think of as they are strictly my thoughts, but I have no idea whether this disclaimer is useful because EVERY YEAR I get someone complain about it. Don't read it if you get offended, easy as that, if you are gonna cry about that then do it somewhere where you don't look like a fool.
- Contrary to some weird belief, I don't believe that my music taste is better than anyone else's. This list is for you all to have some fun and laugh at possible comments I make.
- If you are disappointed that your stinker isn't on this list (unlikely), there will be a dishonorable mentions list just for you to fap to your own entry!
And the podium begins:
3. Ryan Brown - Catchy Song! - #ryan5676, TSC257, 15th, 6 pts

Yes, this didn't end up as the winner of this year's countdown, and I'm quite sure you are disappointed, but let me explain why: the other 2 entries consider themselves to be actual professional artists, while Ryan is just Ryan. This doesn't excuse him for making this horrible shitty song. Clearly not discouraged enough after the flop that Walked Away is (featured earlier in the list), he decided to have another go to produce a musical masterpiece, and there comes this "catchy song". At 2:10 your ears may feel something very similar like getting your ass drilled with diarrhoea and when you try to poop it out, it just gets stuck because of how smelly and wet it is. Not that I think Ryan got wet while making and sending this song, but you never know.
2. Adi Ulmansky - I Always Liked Men With Good Hands - #striky, TSC245, 8pts, 30th

Adi is actualy a pretty well-known artist in Germany, so that should tell you why it's featured higher here than the horrible-fest from Ryan. Her voice is irritating as hell, but that's actually not the biggest issue - my main problem is the fact that there are no harmonies in this song WHATSOEVER. It's just a bunch of random noises put together, it sounds like the producer put no effort into making this. Singing over a poor backing track with such a rat-alike vocal never works, if the production here was at least slightly better, it'd not sound as terrible. The song title should have already suggested that this was going to be a dick-sucking entry, but at least it fits the sound of it.
22) Adi Ulmansky - I was ready for this to go off, but now I just want it to fuck off.
22) Adi Ulmansky - What the hell is that voice where it sounds like she is trying to make the most annoying voice possible and it is working where it is making my ears cringe and the music just made this a lot more weirder so I better get the..

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Ricktworick1's Top 15 Worst TSC Songs of 2016..

3 ricktworick1, Dec 10, 2016

Notes:
- All songs sent in TSC between 226 to 264 are eligible (except for the 70s and 90s themed contests + throwback TSC)
- YET AGAIN, this is based on my personal opinion. Please do not take any offense from what I think of as they are strictly my thoughts, but I have no idea whether this disclaimer is useful because EVERY YEAR I get someone complain about it. Don't read it if you get offended, easy as that, if you are gonna cry about that then do it somewhere where you don't look like a fool.
- Contrary to some weird belief, I don't believe that my music taste is better than anyone else's. This list is for you all to have some fun and laugh at possible comments I make.
- If you are disappointed that your stinker isn't on this list (unlikely), there will be a dishonorable mentions list just for you to fap to your own entry!
7. Ryan Brown - Walked Away - #ryan5676, TSC243, 25th, 9 pts

Where the fuck do I even start with this? After a couple of rather disappointing results, Ryan decided that he needs to send something completely out of the box. He sure achieved that by composing his own song with a production that probably cost less than an item at Poundland. The lack of vocal is actually the least of issues happening there - he obviously cannot sing for shit, but the most appaling thing is probably the fact that he actually takes this entry very seriously to the extent that he thought he'd get appreciated over it in TSC. Times change, but we are not zombies yet.
6. Cupcakke - Doggy Style - #KingGeek, TSC245, 22nd, 32 pts

Her talents lack quite a bit, but that's not actually horrendous when you compare that to the actual product that came out of it. Gosh, I really felt like punching both my ears and eyes because this is just appaling not only musically, but also visually. I specially provided an alternative link without the music video so children like Ryan wouldn't have to watch it, but not every person was spared from that.
Scott's comment should PARTIALLY EXPLAIN IT:
03) CupcakKe - Doggy Style - Well when I submitted a song titled Doggy Style it flopped, the barking dog sounds were much better in the one I submitted, video is nastier and more offensive than mine was and there isn`t any appeal here weather it be sexual (vomiting inducing) or talent wise (Cringe worthy).
5. Potap & Nastya - Doggie Style - #onemanarmy, TSC238, 25th, 24 pts

Speaking of Scott, there was one thing that he was wrong about: in my opinion his Doggy Style song sounded even worse than Cupcakke's, because at least in the latter I was able to laugh for a bit. The barking sounds here are more annoying because they are incorporated in a more professional way, if you know what I mean, and as a result their excuse for making this shitty tune is just loads of bullshit. It's a pity, because the beat is pretty..

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Top 15 WORST TSC songs since my start - #7

9 ricktworick1, Dec 5, 2014

There can't be a week without this list.
Note: This is based on my personal opinion. Please do not take any offense from what I think of. Strictly my own thoughts.
I've started my journey in TSC in 2011, with TSC 60 being the first contest I appeared in (as a jury member).
I am so dedicated to TSC that I've decided to torture myself into reminding back to the songs from Tengaged Song Contest, that NEVER EVER should have been submitted. I subjected myself to listening to 43 terrible songs that came to my mind, and whilst only 15 will make the cut for the title of the worst TSC song (in Rick's opinion), there will also be honorable mentions on that matter (which will include another 10 disasters).
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzO8XSo0rAI
Thomas The Train - Thomas You're The Leader.
Sent in TSC112 by #ryan5676, placed 19th with 28 points.
Christ, this is one of the easiest ways to ruin your fucking childhood (and your future children from liking the classic cartoons like that).
I suppose Ryan was rather bored with seeing the typical indie themed TSC with some pinches of Pop music, so he decided to sent in such a stinker, that it's not even funny anymore. Why the heck did the producers decide that such cringeworthy rap would provide a lot of fun to underaged children who watch this show? This song lets me consider whether I should start banging my head onto the wall, but then I realise that this would not be a good idea to make holes in my beautiful bedroom.
The chorus is so painful to listen to. I am not even mad about the vocal performance, but the whole structure, the lyrics -> a free ticket to music hell.
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