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CHECKMATE ATHEISTS

30 Loopux, Oct 26, 2012

1. Why does water boil at 100 and freeze at 0? Intelligent design of course!
2. Why are the planets spherical? Intelligent design of course!
3. God made Earth in seven days and there are seven days in a week!
4. Atheists say Bible isn't real. I own one.
5. Why do bananas fit in human hands so well? Intelligent design of course!
6. Why does the moon revolve around Earth? Intelligent design of course!
7. How could we evolve from monkeys from millions of years if monkeys don't live that long? Checkmate!
8. Why do our fingers fit nicely in our nostrils? Intelligent design of course!
9. Why are Christians healthier and smarter? Because God allowed them to!
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We win.
Brandonator is an idiot. I live in Canada, where we use Celsius. Do your research first!

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