14 turkeylover, Dec 20, 2021
someone from my front page too !
joey65409 - #smallchild99 because you’re both straight white men who people could argue are boring hugs
8 turkeylover, Jun 24, 2021
it'll probably be like "you're so good bestie" or "i don't really know you but you seem cool!!" and you will deal with it.
_matt - okay so i don't really know you but you do seem cool! i love your avi but also like silver level >>>
maxi1234 - you managed to lowkey turn me into a rita ora stan and that's really embarrassing for me but like she's going to eat with you for me i fear... anyways, you're so iconic!
malachite05 - my 2nd fave str8 male on tg! (the first being #smallchild99 of course) but yeah you're so iconic and i love your blogs !
24 smallchild99, Apr 1, 2020
On this day, a couple hundred years ago (cause he's old), a child was born. That child came into this world, opened his eyes, and muttered the words "I'm str8 btw". The world was forever changed. He would go on to make the day of men, women, and children. He's the ideal human. Women want him, men want to be him. His name, is Malachite05. Happy Birthday to one of my closest friends on this site!
Here's some of the things that people had to say about this special day for you!
LovelyKiss:
hey mala ur super sexy and super nice i hope one day you decide ur not str8 so we can raise a family
cheritaisdelicious:
Malachite: I always say your full name instead of abbreviating it as Mala, because I really like the way Malachite sounds, it makes me imagine someone badass. Which is not you at all, obviously, but still! I hope you have a very enjoyable quarantine-filled birthday. Do something sexy, like bathe in coffee or eat an entire 7 layer cake by yourself <3. Please post videos of both, especially the cake. Also, please teach me all of your secret wisdom and show me pictures of your cat. Happy birthday, bro, from your favorite ginger temporarily unemployed barista <3
Survivor8:
Happy birthday to the other straight pushup bro! I’m sure I’ll see ya around on the blogs page, but in the mean time I hope you enjoy your birthday and amke the most out of it even in quarantine.
gabrieltrezza:
OH MY GOD! MY BOYFRIEND IS GETTING OLDER AND I CAN FINALLY CALL YOU DADDY NOW!!! cant wait to have fantastic birthday sex with you and love you for eternity. From your favorite female Gabriel(a). Happy birthday bby <3
MarieEve:
Happy birthday ex husband !
wish you a very nice day and even tho it sucks staying inside for your bday try to have fun and enjoy it the best that u can. xx
Colincoco:
https://tengaged.com/blog/ColinCoco/9078879/
DBonee:
Happy Birthday Mala! Thanks for your hard work in keeping Tengaged straight!
SmoothStalker12:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MALACHITE! To the straightest man I know, I hope you have a wonderful day in quarantine, I'm sure all the ladies of TG will give you an in home surprise. Thank you for all the advice and tips when traveling in Iceland, almost as beautiful as you ;)
Flipflops:
Hey Malabro happy birthday man! If only this corona was a big april fools and we could go out tonight to pick up some chicks and beers!! I hope you have an awesome day partying with us instead of out with your real life bros! Im glad i met you here, i dont think flipflops would have stuck around otherwise! Thanks for being awesome and good fun, Love u dude
nateclove:
Happy birthday mala-poo! Thank you for being straight <3
Kindred7:
malachite05 you are a very difficult person to get in touch with, and an even more..
