A comprehensive ranking of the villagers of the bustling metropolis of 9/11, inspired by michelleobama
10. Agent S. I hate this bitch. She's so ugly and boring. Aside from the fact that highnoon and splozojames50 somehow were also cursed with her, I've had multiple joycon mishaps when she has attempted to move out resulting in her staying... and still she remains. Only redeeming quality is that she, like me, has an initial in her name. That I have to respect. EDITED TO ADD I have two fucking squirrels in my town, I don't really like either of them but Agent S HAS TO GO for this reason as well.
9. Al. Before anyone cries racism it's not for his species. He's just kinda ugly and I don't really care for the Jock villagers. But I do value that he's a man which I only have 2 of in my town (maybe for the better.)
8. Caroline. I love her south pacific islander aesthetic and wacky color palette but otherwise I've found her to be really boring. She made a SCENIC #powermove in showing up in my campsite when my town was already full and displacing Jay, my original nemesis on the island. But Caroline honestly ain't much better.
7 and 6 tie - Skye and Margie. They're both here because they're also the Normal type like Caroline which I'm really tired of, having 3 of them. I still think these girls are very cute and have good looks but I'm just asleep on them right now. Skye was my first best friend on the island but I'd honestly still consider letting her go. Margie has a very INV edit.
5. Bones. He is my newest arrival, replacing Olaf who I legitimately let leave by accident, RIP daddy olaf. Bones doesn't quite fill the shoes but he's refreshingly inoffensive and I haven't really had the time to tire of him. Unless I just decide to banish all men he's probably staying for a bit.
4. Plucky. I have to agree with Michelle here that she is a legend. I love her surfer girl energy.
3. Amelia. I love this cunt. I always am a fan of the Snooty villagers and she's sadly my only one but she makes USE of the space. I love her look and her house. She's also always giving me new outfits and is just generally a stank bitch.
AND A TIE FOR 2nd and 1st.... ICONIC DUO Reneigh and Renee. Somehow I was blessed with this pair and they have been next door neighbors ever since. Reneigh (also known as Reneigh H for horse or Reneigh 1) was one of my OG bitches so me and her go way back. Renee (aka Renee R or Renee 2) was, with perfect symmetry, my original 10th villager to fill out the town. It was fate. Neither of them are ever leaving.
