2 turkeylover, Jun 1, 2021
castings used to be good but i keep forgetting that i joined so i die overnight so like fuck castings !!
and frookies have been ruined by those people who are really good at them but the moment you go after them for being really good at them they're like "i live rent free in everyone's head" and it's like weird. anyways i won a frookies once though so #gamebot
Doesnt matter Absol but im sorry you were adopted honestly
Sent by The_Kid,Jun 25, 2020
And you should stick to keeping your mouth shut absol. Insulting a pregnant woman and their baby over online pixels just cause your psycho friend is trying to compete
Sent by Minie,Dec 23, 2019
Absol
Absol might not get the attention or accolades of some of the most prominent banterors, but for indie banter fanatics, Big Abs is a cult legend. Whenever you're scrolling through the comments of a goofy dramatic TG blog and you see a comment that combines much-needed truth with razor sharp wit, you can bet a good portion of ya T-Dollars you'll see a cheeky "Sent by Absol" right underneath it.
"Absol? I thought that was Admir" - purplebb4 (bnglby)
Absol - Abs, the only crime I can see is how little recognition you get for your sicc sense of humor (bnglby)
Absolita wins this because she was hands down the MESSIEST player of the game, which consequently resulted in her breaking numerous promises, going back on deals, cutting throats the majority of rounds -- and often this was unplanned it just seemed to happen and that was that. She was not afraid to do what she needed to get what she wanted, even though it sometimes failed. (jrbb season 9, villain of the season)
When Absolita first was in the cast, she asked to be nominated and evicted week 1. I'm glad she didn't. Absolita was the most intriguing player to see react to power situations, with constant breakdowns over time limits for decisions, winning competitions then NOT KNOWING what she was going to DO with that competition win, etc. She also provided entertainment in the house chat, as well as being a messy player who scrambled a lot. A true legend. (jrbb season 9, host's favorite)
absol I will defend you even if you use the hard n word slur. That is a hill I am willing to die on
Sent by Timster,Dec 8, 2020
Absol - a train-wreck you'd be that one person who was absolutely rude to everybody for no reason you probably thought you were cool besides you listened to grimes while everybody was listening to beyonce
Absol - Mega Absol. :P You make me nervous, I don't know if this is a TRAP or if you maybe said your favorite in the pokemon party and I forgot. But omg okay Absol sounds cool, I googled and it doesn't normally evolve, so like, cool loner vibes, makes me think of you. But like, it can evolve into mega Absol only with the special Absolite stone, so I was like yeah, let's do this. (cheritaisdelicious)
crimsonteer 16 min ago
Before I die, absol enjoy 6th in this game youre a joke to this world you can鈥檛 get a job
absol nuzzle me in the sewer so the sound of our skin echoes for the people on the street?
馃ズ馃憠馃憟
Sent by bigdizzleyomama,Jun 2, 2021
absol
Apr 13, 2021 by abrogated
absol I love your nasty attitude and I enjoy the way you get very personal with people. Your drama is the best on here
Appreciation blog of the day
Jun 18,..
