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randomize got sick of y'all joinin' everyweek, so he was able 2 use da funds he accumlated from corey1 and was able to hire sum D-list celebrities and public figures.
Here is a look at da cast, y'all:
Matt Hasselbeck - The Quarterback of the D-list NFL team, the Seattle Seahawks, and the brother-in-law of reality show legend and View co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck and brother of NFL player Tim (Lis' hsuband)
Erik Van Detton - Former Disney child star, known for his roles in Brink!, So Weird!, and Celebrity Mole: Hawaii (no exclamation point), Erik is no stranger to reality TV. He had nothing going on lately, so he figured why the fuck not?
Janice Dickinson - Wanting to appear on every reality show ever, Janice has agreed to do the show for free. She is the world's first supermodel, modeling for Vogue: The Bible and once dated Alexander the Great, before gay rumors ended their relationship.
Barbara Mikulski - The senior senator of Maryland and the longest serving female member of congress (house AND senate) EVER, Barbara has accomplished quite a lot. She was even a front runner for the VP nom in 2000 with Gore, but wasn't selected. Mikulski's spokesperson refused to comment, appearing quite angry with her out of the blue appearance on a reality show.
Jonathan Taylor Thomas - Former teenage heartthrob and voice of Young Simba in the Lion King, not to mention appearing on Home Improvment with Pixar Lamp's co-star Tim Allen , JTT is known to all. But he disappeared, and now is trying to stage a comeback. Will he succeed?
Haylie Duff - Actress, singer, pro-Activ advocate, and sister of Hilary, aunt of Luca, Haylie is sick of being in her sister's shadow, especially snce she is the older sister. Haylie is willing to do anything to become famous. Will a showmance with a '90s hasbeen do the trick? That's her plan, anyways..
Sir Mixalot - Known for his 1 song about buxom buttocks, Sir Mixalot just wants another paycheck and this will pay his child support this summer. He just wants to have a good time.
Miss Cleo - Former informercial psychic, now shamed con-artist, Miss Cleo had only this to say about her chances in the competition "I predict I, Miss Cleo, will win, or I will lose. I am quite certain yes, if Venus is alligned with Neptune on the third of Spain."
Jeremy Bieber - Justin Bieber's deadbeat dad, Jeremy wants to use his son's heartthrob status to pick up younger chicks and promote his own music career. "Yea, like, I have been putting together this new mixtape, I hope to have it out by September. Buy it, bro"
Kel Mitchel - Ever since Kenan & Kel ended, Kel has had bit parts here and there, but internet rumors of his death are the only thing about him popping up on his Google alerts lately. Sick and tired of being dead, he wants to revive his career and take Kenan down, after their fall-out over orange soda in the..
