20 SmoothStalker12, Sep 27, 2016
Happy Birthday BrenLa I am typing this on my laptop while managing the front desk of my library like the professional I am, I hope I make you proud. I hope you come to the Pat's game up in Cle so I can actually physically assault you in front of all of your friends then post the vlog on tengaged. Thanks for being my noob rookies allie when we were #ChillTown that was so embarrassing i can't believe you actually thought we could work together in games.
http://www.tengaged.com/blog/SmoothStalker12/5825333/happy-birthday-brendan
This time I had your birthday in a note on my phone but i still forgot :)
Honestly though I know I am very annoying at [most] times but I have decided I will text you more often because how could you not miss me? There is nothing more that I want in my life than more heterosexual testosterone in my iMessages! Thank you for being a good pal the past few years, i think around 3 years isnt that crazy it makes me want to cry.
Here are a collection of fake birthday messages from your fake friends who think you are, well, fake!
Happy Birthday! - Oysterman11
Happy Birthday! - shyannemystik
Happy Birthday! - GiGi10
Happy Birthday! - jacksonjoseph99
Happy Birthday! - DiamondsArentForever
Happy Birthday! - Oliviaxoxo *in welsh accent*
Happy Birthday! - #Tyler93
Happy Birthday! - baza76
Happy Birthday! - saraj10
Happy Birthday! - jadennator1
Happy Birthday! - useamint
Happy Birthday! - FighterMan
Happy Birthday! - DownEaster
Happy Birthday! - BB5lover
Happy Birthday! - Orlando652
Happy Birthday! - GentlemanG
Happy Birthday! - JasonXtreme
Happy Birthday! - LemJam6
Happy Birthday! - Rocker917
Happy Birthday! - IceBeast
Happy Birthday! - Guigi
Happy Birthday! - Arris
Happy Birthday! - #LewisC
Happy Birthday! - semajdude
Happy Birthday! - Mikey_Elite
Happy Birthday! - RobertGuajardo
Happy Birthday! - ZombieBrian
Happy Birthday! - DanielleDonato
Happy Birthday! - Maxiphone27
Happy Birthday! - Music
Happy Birthday Dad! - PureEssence
I'd send a gift your way but I mean that would be too typical of me.
From SmoothStalker12 bought in shop Dunder Mifflin
From RobertGuajardo bought in shop Peace Will Win
From chibideidara bought in shop Gone Girl
From SmoothStalker12 bought in shop THE QANDY STORE
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From RobertGuajardo bought in shop *ping* HELLO?
From DiamondsArentForever bought in shop Blue Neighbourhood
From SmoothStalker12..
4 Kaseyhope101, Jul 27, 2015
17 - Whoever won season 1 since, it's BB not a popularity contest.
~g-a~p-
16 - Andy Herren for being a vile cockaroach. This is purely due to extreme hate for him. It overruns his gameplay (which I don't care to remember XD)
15 - Let's just assume Vanessa Rousso wins. ATM she really is bugging me, but I'm on & off with her. ATM I'm 100% off. If she does win, by the end of the season she'll probs be my #1.
14 - Maggie. Only cuz, Janelle should've won. Idc if she's a mastermind, if you beat Janelle,you beat this site.
13 - Dick. Dani >>>>>>>. Plus : he's a relatively annoying bad person IMO. He's not awful.
12 - Adam. Never watched BB9, but I've never met a likable Adam so....
11 - ^^^^. Besides Barrymore.
10 - Boogie. #ChillTown is amazing. But, Will was the smart one. Boogie flopped on his own so...
9 - Hayden - Comp beast. But he was literally the most boring human being that's ever graced my tv screen. OMG. He was fine I guess. Hot.
8 - Ian. He had a good game. He was cute. Good winner.
7 - Rachel. Comp beast and is pretty funny I guess.
6 - Derrick. I give him cred for game. But, 1 - he had an awful cast. How much credit can I give him? 2 - he's basically dry paint. Boring af.
Gap.
5 - Dan Gheesling. Game wise he's definitely above Jordan and probs is #2 or even #1. But, he kinda bored me, but I did like him a lot. And he had funny moments.
4 - Dr. Will. Great game, he was relatively likable and is basically a legend.
3 - Jordan Lloyd. 1 - she was relatively floaty. 2 - Amazing social game. 3 - love her accent. 4 - great person.
2 - Jun Song. I didn't watch her season but... 1 - I heard she's a fucking floating Queen. 2 - she's Asian.
1 - Danielle Reyes.
0 TheBlackstoner, Jul 21, 2013
Dominated a game. Just played people like puppets. RockyClark and I were the Chilltown of that game! #chilltown
64 SmoothStalker12, Jun 19, 2013
BrenLa: smoothstalker12 - potentially the nicest tengager I've ever met and i usually give you shit too cause thats who I am but you always put yourself before me in games and i hate it cause you practically let me win the rookies and you didnt have too..thank you for also being a great friend in this journey :) #Chilltown
PSULucky: #SmoothStalker12 - SMOOOOOOOOTH < 3 So we met in a castings, and I remember you were like the most helpful person on the planet, since I had absolutely no idea what was going on, and I'm super appreciative for that. We haven't really played or talked much since then but I still consider you a great friend. You're one of the most selfless people I've ever met - you're always there to help other peoples' charities and be there for people when they need a friend. You're exactly the kind of person I like so please don't ever change.
Oliviaxoxo
Smoothstalker12 #sassystalker im so glad to of met you Cal! You are such a lovely, genuine person with a kind heart and I love being in the same games as you! I will never forget you and damo1990 helping me win my first frookies without me knowing and when you let me get a key in a casting. I found this overwhelmingly kind and i am extremly grateful! I get the impression you are quite shy when you've just met someone? DONT BE, you are a funny guy and an amazing person to know! i feel in this casting our friendship has began blossoming and im so so glad! loves ya!!:)
from Oliviaxoxo 2 days 2 hours ago
even though you want gone, i cant bring myself to evict you
smoothstalker12 thank you Calvinne!:) if i write a nice PYN can you please stop trying to spoil Frozen for me? now you've leaked the name of one of the characters, there is just no point in me watching it!;/ i met you in a casting i think and i can honestly say now that you've grown to be one of my close friends here:) you are such a genuinely lovely person! you never care about placings or karma and you always say for people to evict you over friends! you are extremely witty and clever and i love love love our random chats! you're the only person i can have chats that weird with and im glad to find someone just as weird as me!(sun) you're always making me giggle! lots of love! < 3
opinion #2 blueberries > Calvin
smoothstalker12 aweee my pet dog/ my mum/ my wife!! we've always been good friends but we've definitely gotten a lot closer over the summer and since you joined the frat and im so glad!! you always make me giggle and i feel like ur my sister (LOL sorry!!) in frat chats because we're always saying same things!!:p youre soo frigging funny im always laughing talking to you and then i realise this must look weird because im just laughing at my laptop!! i love you so much and consider you to be one of my bestest friends!!:D #BLUEBERRIES4LYF
3rd- #smoothstalker12 OH BOY. where can i start?!?!! its kinda weird when i look back, how incredibly close we've gotten over the past few months! i..
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Mike Boogie. Will is horrible but Boogie is amazing.
#ChillTown
#Boogie/Will
#ExceptwithoutWIl
l#BecauseWillSucks
#WorstHouseMateinBB2
#KentandBunkyWeretheBest
1 sydpaigeee, Jul 29, 2012
this season would have been one of the best if Dr. Will was there.
#Chilltown finally would have made it to final 2 together, cause these players are dumb as fuck!
but Boogie needs to stop making a new chilltown with Frank /:
