Presenting ... Kimber from Jem and the Holograms/Jiz and the Mammograms!:
https://i.snipboard.io/z8vEYl.jpg Hey m*ff munchers! You didn't know I was a lezzie? Outrageous! According to my bitch sister I never shut up about it. The band have been pretty accepting of me ever since I came out as a lesbian - well, except for Shana. She tried to perform an exorcism on me.
I'm just back from my Vulvacious tour with Stormer from the Misfits. We managed to sell out Old Joe's Sherry Shack, but only because all the local farm d*kes thought we were the Indigo Girls.
"Octillery Clinton has an unusual way of celebrating gay pride. Instead of the rainbow flag, she hangs her ____________ out the window!"
I said she hangs her prolapsed anus out the window! It's so inclusive, it's even got a brown stripe on it now!
"Crazy WaDaisy is so crazy, she thinks Covid-19 is a _______!"
I said, she thinks Covid-19 is a song by Dexys Midnight Runners! You know, I once came on Eileen. She wasn't very pleased about it.
I've grown a few corona curves from all this time stuck in the house. I haven't been able to go to the salon, the nail bar, or to get waxed. I went into this lockdown looking like Portia de Rossi and I'll be coming out looking like Lea DeLaria. But as I say, if it's femme or butch, it's still a cooch. I'd fuck both of them as hard as Universal Pictures fucked that live action movie. That film made me want to be more like my dad - dead!
"Shy Girl From English is so shy, she’s afraid to _______ in public!"
I said, she's afraid to tell her bitch sister that the band doesn't need her or her stupid candy floss head any more! You know what's truly fuckin outrageous? That bitch's plagerisim of my lyrics! Say hello to Kimber and the Holograms!
I'd love to stay but I've got a Scissr date with Scarlett from GI Joe. I'm giving her a tour of my labia on Zoom. Later, breeders!