Name: Dakota Pink
Age: 17
Gender: Female
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Extracurricular: Student Government
Clique: The Pink Ladies
Faceclaim: Carly Chaikin
Roleplayer: Mildsalsa

Bio: Dakota Pink is the Student Body President of Mary Todd Lincoln High. She was up against Zia Willow for the spot, but school elections are basically popularity contests, so she wasn’t really up against anybody. She’s the face of the organization, even though she throws all of her responsibilities on Gideon. She is also the leader of the Pink Ladies, a group of fierce “minorities” guided by their white savior, who take over the girls restroom during free period, AKA Pink Period. She has never had one of her best friends die, but she is enjoying the attention. So far.

Name: Sissy Moss
Age: 17
Gender: Female
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Extracurricular: Tennis
Clique: Tennis Snobs
Faceclaim: Madison Pettis
Roleplayer: Crocadilly

Bio: Sissy Moss is the tannest girl on the tennis team, especially because the only other girl is Holly, and she’s real white. Sissy and Holly are still very close even though they hardly have anything in common. They recently took in Fletcher after Sissy made a move on him and he had to out himself as gay. Sissy agreed to keep his gay little secret because she likes the tennis snobs’ dynamic and doesn’t want to jeopardize that. She’s protective of her friends and seriously hates on anybody intruding on their bond, i.e Grant.

Name: Margot Jagger
Age: 17
Gender: Female
Sexual Orientation: Bisexual
Extracurricular: None
Clique: Loner
Faceclaim: Molly Gordon
Roleplayer: Chicklet

Bio: Margot Jagger is actually, literally too cool to be in a real-life clique. She hangs around the football boys occasionally, but not too often because they smell like jockstraps and SPAM. She’s only there because she’s hooking up with Conner Fitzgerald and he thinks the heads too good. But, honestly, she's getting kind of bored of him, and thinks hanging around him is making her vibe a little too low-fat vanilla. She’s started to sell pot on the side for Stoney so that she can see fresher faces, but nobody has quite taken to her yet because they can’t stop staring at the ass dripping out of her shorts.

Name: Anne Olive
Age: 16
Gender: Female
Sexual Orientation: Anybody who thinks she’s pretty
Extracurricular: Cheer
Clique: The Pink Ladies
Faceclaim: Molly Tarlov
Roleplayer: TallulahBelle

Bio: Anne Olive is the only fat cheerleader to ever be on the cheer team at Mary Todd Lincoln. They had to specially make an XL cheer outfit for her, and she’s definitely not a flier. She’s always eating something, even if it’s not hers. She forces people to hang out with her and writes down their secrets on McDonald’s napkins toreport back to Dakota. She actually kind of liked Sara Sarah, but now there’s fewer skinny girls in the Pink Ladies and it’s all the more better. She secretly wishes she could be a Tennis Snob, but they are far too athletic and she literally couldn’t keep up.

Name: Grant Rhodes
Age: 17
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Extracurricular: Tennis, previously football
Clique: Tennis Snobs
Faceclaim: Jacob Elordi
Roleplayer: Piddu

Bio: Grant Rhodes is a major homophobe and probably a serial killer. He used to be on the football team with his best friend Conner, but Grant’s father’s investment in Bitcoin paid off tremendously, so Grant left football and Conner behind for the Tennis Snobs. Not to mention that Conner recently came out as bisexual, and that’s just gross. Grant was dating Sara Sarah until she was murdered, and the entire school is convinced that he did it. He swears it wasn’t him, though he admits he definitely could have done it. I mean, she’s just a girl. Or she was.

Name: Dahlia Flynt
Age: 16
Gender: Female
Sexual Orientation: Lesbian
Extracurricular: Morning News
Clique: News Crew
Faceclaim: Madison Davenport
Roleplayer: Absol

Bio: Dahlia Flynt is the Lead Anchor for the Mary Todd Lincoln Morning News. She’s obsessed with gossip, but she gets annoyed when she has to make up her own. She prefers spreading rumours over starting them, but it usually depends on which is the better story. She forces Indie Rivera to do the lesser stories at the lunch-hour time slot, and is always pushing Chase, her cameraman, around. She has Bernie handling her production and doing her favors on the side. She has an aversion to the Pink Ladies, especially Dakota’s influence on the school, which also has her seeing an ally in Zia Willow.

Name: Thayer Daniels
Age: 17
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Gay
Extracurricular: Cheer
Clique: The Pink Ladies
Faceclaim: Garrett Clayton
Roleplayer: PennyTrationStation

Bio: Thayer Daniels is the only gay character Mary Todd Lincoln needed, but his iconicness started a homo trend that can’t be stopped. Now, everyone in Kermit is turning up either gay or dead. Thayer doesn’t mind that so many people are copying him, though, because now his Grindr has more potential hookups on it, even if they don’t have profile pics. He’s the only male cheerleader, and definitely the only male Pink Lady. He doesn’t really like the Pink Ladies, though, and really only hangs out with them for the clout. Really, his best friend is Paloma, even though he has to split his time between her and Pink Period.

Name: Paloma Quintanilla
Age: 16
Gender: Female
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Extracurricular: Cheer
Clique: Paloma
Faceclaim: Alexa Demie
Roleplayer: Finnick

Bio: Paloma Quintanilla is the Captain of the cheer squad at Mary Todd Lincoln. She probably would be a Pink Lady, too, if she wasn’t so openly hispanic and independent. She still has to put up with their antics sometimes, though, because her favorite gay in the world is among their ranks. She kinda wishes Thayer would just ditch the Pink Ladies, but she understands Thayer’s want for protection from the tennis homophobes. She doesn’t really have a clique, and yet she seems to appear everywhere, clicking away on her phone and complaining about how bland the food is.

Name: Lotus McDowell
Age: 16
Gender: Female
Sexual Orientation: Lesbian
Extracurricular: None
Clique: Loners
Faceclaim: Aimee Lou Wood
Roleplayer: dawnpeacly

Bio: Lotus McDowell is a clumsy, too-happy nice girl who secretly believes the earth is flat. She also has a few conspiracies about Hurricane Katrina, but the white people in Kermit are a little sensitive for that truth. She gets along with Stoney really well, especially because he has his own marijuanna-induced theories about the world. She pretends that she doesn’t know Stoney sells weed, even though his name is fucking Stoney. She’s a pretty loyal gal and always willing to stick her neck out for her friends.

Name: Zia Willow
Age: 17
Gender: Female
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Extracurricular: Student Government
Clique: Try Hards
Faceclaim: Crystal Reed
Roleplayer: iGoddess

Bio: Zia Willow is the Student Body Vice President at Mary Todd Lincoln. She tried running for President against Dakota Pink, but she was running against Dakota Pink. She ultimately settled for Veep and still harbours a little resentment towards her President. Everyone in the Student Government actually likes Zia better, but their opinions only matter so much. She started buying weed from Stoney and Margot to control the massive headaches she gets from Gideon’s constant questions. She really wishes he would leave her alone, and she really really wishes she could snatch the President spot from Dakota.

Name: Conner Fitzgerald
Age: 17
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Bi
Extracurricular: Football
Clique: Football Jocks
Faceclaim: Chris Zylka
Roleplayer: Rain848

Bio: Conner Fitzgerald is the younger, hotter Fitz Twin and the quarterback of the Mary Todd Lincoln Football team. He can’t spell for shit and his GPA is hardly above a 1.00, but he’s really good at throwing a ball and thats a lot cooler anyway. He was best friends with Grant until he came out, but now Grant is too afraid Conner is gonna try to suck his dick in the locker room. Conner tried to explain that a mouth is a mouth but Grant switched from football to tennis anyway. He still gets regular head from Margot during Pink Period and is thinking about asking her for dick sucking tips.

Name: Gideon Fitzgerald
Age: 17
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Extracurricular: Student Government
Clique: Try Hards
Faceclaim: Max Theirot
Roleplayer: Tizian

Bio: Gideon Fitzgerald is the older, less muscular, less sought after Fitz Twin and the Student Body Secretary. He is a lot smarter and more aware than his younger brother, but he’s always looking out for him. He is eyeing the Valedictorian spot and tries to help out around the school like they’re paying him, but they’re not. He does practically all of Dakota’s work for the Student Government on top of his own, leading him to constantly annoy Zia for pointers. Still, he manages pretty well. He tries to stay out of the hardcore drama and not start any problems that could lead to a fall from academic grace.

Name: Chloe Rivera
Age: 16
Gender: Female
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Extracurricular: Cheer
Clique: The Pink Ladies
Faceclaim: Amanda Arcuri
Roleplayer: Dvs194

Bio: Chloe Rivera is the identical twin sister of Indie and a Pink Lady. She is basically Dakota’s bitchy attack dog, and she’s always ready to take a bite out of anybody. She lets Anne Olive get away with being mean, too, because she understands that being fat must be really hard for her. Anytime somebody comes into the girls room during Pink Period, Chloe makes them take off their panties and throw them in the trash as penance.  Chloe only looks out for her sister and herself, though Chloe thinks she’s a little more important than her sister.

Name: Indie Rivera
Age: 16
Gender: Female
Sexual Orientation: undecided
Extracurricular: Morning News
Clique: News Crew
Faceclaim: Amanda Arcuri
Roleplayer: happiwildflower64

Bio: Indie Rivera is Chloe Rivera’s identical twin sister and a member of the Morning News Crew. Except, Indie doesn’t really participate in the Morning News. Instead, Dahlia makes Indie run her segment during lunch hour, when nobody is really paying attention and the TV’s are muted. Even her blue hair only warrants a glance or two. Dahlia also gives Indie the less-interesting stories and never ever ever lets her pitch her own ideas. Feeling underestimated, Indie is trying to muster up the courage to step her pussy up and go off script to prove her worth. 

Name: Martin Davies
Age: 17
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Extracurricular: Football
Clique: Football Jocks
Faceclaim: Timothy Granaderos
Roleplayer: Hudspith

Bio:  Martin Davies is a cocky bloke from England and a footballer player at Mary Todd Lincoln. Most people think he is just a cute smile and a sexy accent, and they are absolutely right. He used to play rugby back when he called cookies “biscuits” and joined football in America to show off. He is the best player and yet not the quarterback, which should annoy him but he’s more worried that his jock strap doesn’t look the fullest. Although his parents are absolutely loaded he hasn’t found a way to turn cash into charm.