Since the theme of this weeks runway is Shakespeare, I thought to myself: "Why not do a famous monologue in the style of Carol Channing?"
Talent:
https://soundcloud.com/user-743638350/carol-channing-as-lady-macbeth Yet here’s a spot.
Out, damned spot! out, I say!–One: two: why,
then, ’tis time to do’t.–Hell is murky!–Fie, my
lord, fie! a soldier, and afeard? What need we
fear who knows it, when none can call our power to
account?–Yet who would have thought the old man
to have had so much blood in him.
The thane of Fife had a wife: where is she now?–
What, will these hands ne’er be clean?–No more o’
that, my lord, no more o’ that: you mar all with
this starting.
Here’s the smell of the blood still: all the
perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little
hand. Oh, oh, oh!
Wash your hands, put on your nightgown; look not so
pale.–I tell you yet again, Banquo’s buried; he
cannot come out on’s grave.
To bed, to bed! there’s knocking at the gate:
come, come, come, come, give me your hand. What’s
done cannot be undone.–To bed, to bed, to bed!
Runway:
https://imgur.com/a/jTDmYOL CF: As you can see, my runway look doubles as my talent show look. The late, great Carol Channing as Lady Macbeth!