=Charity B. Runway=
People always ask me - Charity, what does the B stand for? Well today the B stands for Blub Blub. Something smells fishy on this runway.
~Charity's Nature Documentary~
Ladies and humans, I'm Charity B, and today we are hunting for the elusive Invisible Tiger Frog. I know what you're thinking - Charity, nobody has ever seen an Invisible Tiger Frog before. Well you're right, but it is 100% real I promise you. If you listen carefully you'll hear it's mating call - https://youtu.be/2CoKZBDYdVw
That sound is the only proof we have of their existence, so today we are going to find some more. Although it's not known whether the Tiger Frog is a tiger or a frog, we do know for sure that it's invisible to the human eye and will eat you alive if you're unlucky enough to step on one. Oh, what's this over here? If you look closely you can see some droppings that must have been left behind. https://imgur.com/FW3twcW
Hm. It appears that the network has just cancelled this documentary series. Ah well, I guess I wasn't qualified anyway. I'm going home to nap. Y'all can find the Tiger Frog yourselves. Bye.
Hey Bitches. Today we are going to be talking about the mothafuckin cow. The OG of the farm. MOO!
We are here in Houston Texas. Hometown of Queen B herself. That’s why I have y Beyoncé jush on. It looks fierce.
The cow colors are usually black and white. Yes it’s a biracial baby. She has a little hood in her and she has a little rich bitch as well. Also the utter is where the cow has milk. Yes not only she has a vagina. She squirts milk. If I did that my boyfriend would stop it up. You just squeeze and that milk pours out.
Cows mostly eat grass. They went vegetarian on our asses. They are trying to flame their skinty back. That is a true summer body. Shit I need to go to the gym. I need my man to adore these thighs and ass. They eat so much grass that the use poop for soil. Their shit is environmental. It’s healthy.
Hello everybody and welcome to our emergency broadcast. now before we continue i would like everyone to wear their 3D glasses. and if you're sitting at home. come closer because this will be a night to remember.
*starts walking*
every year scientists traver across the globe to find new and unique species to study and find more about our incredible universe. .
but it wasn't untill 2019 that me. Dr. JooE Lee Mukbang, found the most incredible specie to date.
it wasn't easy. from 2017 we've been getting signals from around the world, mostly in the uk and at night. before the happy hour starts. we would get this strong signal that something is in action
we were able to capture some of the noises but they were always unclear. the closest thing we can compare it to is cottage cheese being slowly mushed together between two pieces of bread.
we suspected that our specie was a new organism trying to turn into its own form. but we wrong. oh boy we were wrong...
the story of how we captured the specie will be told shortly.
but for now, enough of that. i know everyone is excited to meet them. yes. THEM
from london to the ghetto's of birmingham. and finally here in the rubes and jocos drag race rented studio. they're finally here and ready to be revealed.
ladies and gentlemen. i present to you
*blinds open*
the COCK DESTROYERS.
*claps*
*blinds close*
that was the message that they sent us.
going by the names of Rebecca and Sophie. they are the only 2 cock destroyers on earth.
they might look like humans but dont let them fool you. they have a very unique DNA, they have the fastest hands on EARTH. they can skin a whole cucumber with one motion!
the cock destroyers are a hunting specie focusing on the male gender, although they told us they "don't judge, a male doesn't always have to be the prey"
the cock destroyers lure the male into their hut, usually a 4 star hotel room. its unclear what they do to him but we know that they always come out crying
they're one of a kind because they do not reproduce. you can't be born a cock destroyer, you need to become one.
the way they multiply is by adopting a human and turning them with a dance they like to call "hide the large burrito"
so far we know that the both of them were able to convert 3 other females into cock destroyers in a video they uploaded to the social media while searching for their next victim.
lets take a look.
*claps*
they're multiplying fast and we need to be ready. .
always beware of a wild cock destroyer because if it sees you. you can't run..
when they're on the ground they do a thing they call "streetwalking"
we captured a streetwalk just the other day:
how to know if i spotted a cock destroyer?
the cock destroyers are easily spotted in the wild. an easy to understand comparison is to a donut. they're round, glossy and their most defining feature is their large hole
but-
* BROADCAST INTERRUPTED *
*audience starts tearing up*
I- i dont know what to say... i feel so.. powerful?
i.... shes right. be free. suck dick, do whatever you want. dont be afraid
i think.. i think i want to be a cock destroyer!
*audience starts screaming*
I want to feel strong and let men obey ME! and never the other way around! i am tired of men leading the world. and treating us like we're weaker. i want to do whatever i want without anyone judging me.
(all videos you don't have to watch fully, just there for the purpose)
Hello everyone my name is Rachel Dupree and we’re about to go inside and live the life of a Tik Toker, or a Tik Tok user or whatever they are called seriously people you need to develop a name it’s been how long now?
Anyways let us continue a little history of the tik toker species, they were originally known as musical.ly and they are vastly hated group of individuals, from people thinking it’s cringy and from other people thinking they ruin songs like this one.
Oh wait that song was already ruined by itself uh.. Shit well I think you get the point anyways!
Most Tik Tokers are known as fuckboyss and thots because of the constant biting lip, playing with hair, and wearing shirts that show abs/cleavage or wearing no shirt at all! Now I know how thirst you viewers are so have some fuckboys!
Now TIk Tokers have a wide variety have habits, mostly dealing with being addicted with their phone scrolling through, and begging desperate people to like their videos because they feed off of comments, loves, and overall being eventually on a tik tok compilation
They also love to do challenges, it seems like every week there is a new tik tok challenge, and it fuels into the fire of attention because once it becomes popular everyone wants to do it. The challenge can include sinking into hell where they belong while listening to system on a down, or acting like an anime girl because they think they are all 12!
Though some Tik Tokers like making fun of the challenges, and from there we have a war between those who make fun of challenges and those who do them, watch this compilation for more information.
Now the breeding process is an interesting one because on Tik Tok anything relating to online dating or all that will be taken down, however people have found loopholes to breed, especially with the popular kissing duet that you see, though some have taken it to breeding purposes…
(The first video in this one)
Now Tik Tokers don’t just give birth to Tik Tokers no they have to assimilate other normal human beings (and furries)* into one, the vicious cycle starts when the human (or furry)* downloads the app after curiosity has peaked, and then they like videos for a while, then they start making some once in a while, and then the most dreaded thing happens. They form into a Tik Toker! Creating videos daily and spending their whole life on a phone screen.
This isn’t just a documentary this is a serious condition for humans (and furries)* and for one dollar a day you can donate to the end tik tokers fund where we take the Tik Tokers phone away and they proceed to die from starvation and exhaustion as they don’t know how to take care of themselves without Tik Tok
If that doesn’t work you can upgrade your subscription to 5 dollars a day and we will personally send them to an electric chair upon your request.
Please the world needs help killing this trash, I’m Rachel Dupree and this has been Extinct All Species thank you for watching. Next week we will focus on making sure men go extinct for all the terrible things they’ve done for women.
*Indicates that Evah Destruction forced me to say it at gunpoint, as she wants fair representation for furries.
okey so we all know parasites are animals. and we shall respect em too. save the parasites and you know who else are parasites? yes. homophobes. comparing em to animals is mean to animals itself. they live among us and they are basically the same as us. they spill their opinion in a hatefull way which a lot of us do the same.
ehem but anway this is a lmao tutorial how to find out if your suka is homophobic:
1. she prefers cardi b over iggy and nicky
2. fetus isnt life.
3. says she/he/ufo wont give u food
4. if they say turtle actually might vagina
remember they live among us. maybe u are one of em?
the final conclusion is... everyone is spongebob and u cant trust tara g.
