*lynda seats by the pink table with crossed legzzz*

Have You ever dreamt of a child?

Have You ever dreamt of smelling twice as good as Beyonce?

*enters rage mode*

Have You always were unable to do it 'cuz you're a grown ass fag walking in heels and wigs?

Well... dont worry sweet. I got a solution just for you.

https://imgur.com/a/9quyjOv

Utreus will do it all for you.

A fresh mix of Gagas and ninki minjaj sweat will not only make u smell like a goddess but the true power of their gay iconicness will heal your wounds. No more pain made by str8 homophobes while u were in your 7th grade.

And finally after some time. You will give life to another fag to embrace the rainbow across the world.

Gave Birth!

*naomi smalls whispering voice*

UuuuTeRuSSSsSSsssss

RUNWAY LOOK : https://imgur.com/a/RHQSzSg

Runway:

Well Privet... It’s Xania

https://imgur.com/gallery/o4x1yLz
https://i.imgur.com/eSEk6Lb.png

I am serving Clueless Realness. As If.

*Clair de Lune starts playing as the gentle lilting voice of Tom Ellis (Lucifer, watch it! Sexiful!) says...*

Ladies, embrace your true selves...
Feel like the woman you paint yourself to be...
Revel in the luxury that is...

Goop!

For that ooo-ah-ah Realness that only you can create...

http://imgur.com/a/1gudbj5

Runway:

I am skipping down this runway a la mode! Imagine a flickering film noir, changing from bleak realness to colourful quirkiness! Inspired by the home of the beret I present Bonjour Ma Beret Eleganza!

http://imgur.com/a/pryRtGM

Xania Challenge:

Dickmitized
Picture:  https://fragrances.bg/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Perfume-bottle-image-05.jpg

Whispers:Large Dick

*Groans*

Whispers: Small Dick

Xania: Eww. The Fuck

Whisper: Become Dickmitized

Xania: Because If your a who like me. You love it rough.

Smell the mixture of cum, sweaty balls, porn, and menopause.



Feel it penetrate you like big black cocks pounding your pussy

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*Sprays perfume on her crotch*

Yesss!Yeesss!YEEEEESSSSS

*Keeps spraying until*

?cid=19f5b51a5c6211d0433567504d8f22e0

*Holds perfume up*

Dickmitized.. Get invested in that dick.

*Takes a banana*

https://media1.giphy.com/media/8SEXPbvTOXIje/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c6212477054714e4109c6f0

Mmmm

*comes down on a half moon and starts singing*
I have here a fragrence,
Baby it's just for you,
A fragrance so skinny,
Just like my IQ (extends note and cracks voice while doing crazy eyes hiting it)

Like Jasmine once said, honey, you smell just like your ass, we gotta change that!
Because of that, I created stick
https://d26lpennugtm8s.cloudfront.net/stores/062/824/products/lurca_traco_preto_peca-64ab1b74c143e6fb8915121936883347-1024-1024.jpg
A fragrence for skinny people like me!

This perfume has many uses henny. You can just put it over you
*sprays a bit with her mouth open in awe*

U can stick it up your pussy if your needy
*shows herself having sex with a pit crew member*
*interrupts laughing*
I don't need the stick. I'm pretty. I get my manses.

Where can you get this perfume? *gets a call* Omg from Walmart are ya'll puting my perfume up for sa-

Walmart Woman: YOUR PERFUME IS UTTER GARBAGE, THE SMELL IS SO AWFUL THE ER RAN OUT OF AMBULANCES. TAKE THIS FUCKING STICK AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS *hangs up*

*moment of silence, wipes a tear*
*coughs*

Another great use is giving it to your worst enemy! You won't see her again!!!

Stick, a fragrance so skinny, just like your IQ!
Somewhere in a trash can near youuuuuuuu!

Cobalt Goddess 🔴 🔵🔴 🔵🔴 🔵

https://gyazo.com/66eea8db7d52e1ab45232296acbeb3ab
https://gyazo.com/d387c0b1e890a05d772bff72a26e8a54
https://gyazo.com/c14c93416082b5e85b8045a9e92da4f3
https://gyazo.com/b5831c60941a8c6541bbf72446daf2d5

CF: I'm giving you EVERYTHING! I am a lady that means business and nothing but business. Ain't nothin goin on but the rent.

*Camera pans in from behind Bella, who is sitting on a chair in front of a vanity desk. You can see her reflection in the mirror*

I'm Bella Charming. I hope all you ladies out there are listening...
*lifts one leg up and props it on top of the vanity desk in a vaguely seductive manner*

..because I'm here to "empower" women. Real queens, trans queens, or even drag queens like me; now you can be a woman inside and out.

This is thanks to a new type of estrogen. This is "Estrogen."
*holds up perfume bottle*
https://imgur.com/z0zPsf5

We shred a pedal from a White Plum flower into every bottle, so Estrogen holds a sweet floral scent that will make you radiate with the smell of a true woman.

The subtle fruity scent that follows should leave any man you pass through hungry to pick your sour fruit.
*winks*

The best part about Estrogen is the concentrated "juices" we collect straight from the pussies of highly aroused real women. So if the floral scent only makes you smell like a real woman and not feel like one, hunny we have you covered.

Estrogen, live as your best feminine you.

Runway look: https://imgur.com/pE4nqWO

=Lola Canola Challenge=
*Lola stands outside stands in a meadow, bubbles falling from the sky*

There are colours in the universe that humans could never dream of seeing.
~Smell~ them with Kaleidoscope -
A brand new perfume designed to take you to a higher plane of existence.

https://rlv.zcache.co.uk/rainbow_perfume_bottle_bath_mat-rf0df107d5eef4a49bab451f424e8e450_zpsm9_307.jpg?rlvnet=1&rvtype=content

*Lola spritzes herself with some Kaleidoscope. Her eyes dilate and trippy images appear*



Feel the freedom and groovy vibes as the scent takes you on a trip.
A trip through space and time. Through colours and feelings.



Open up your third eye and your sixth sense.
A new and exciting fragrance with every spray. You'll never get the same thing twice.
Kaleidoscope.
Smell the world your eyes can't see.

=Lola Canola Runway=
https://imgur.com/a/9RxofGW

Kommunist Kelly marches down the runway straight from the annual military parade!
https://imgur.com/a/skcLCr6

*RED BACKGROUND WITH ROSES*

https://imgur.com/a/aF9Qbis

Brianna Kylie:*walks on holding a rose* "The Glamour."

*cuts to her brushing her hair* "The Beauty"

*painting nails* I just wanted to tell you, before we start this flick...

*rips off her wig and giggles* -in deep voice - I'm a chick with a dick

*cuts to her trying to hide her boner while looking at a picture of nicky and spraying herself with the perfume*

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https://imgur.com/a/elMxOw0

Bough to you by the fishiest queen on Ruby's and Jockstrap's drag race, the one, the slutty... Brianna Kylie, the scent that wants to make you crawl up into your moms vagina to see what its like in the womb...
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Hope you liked it lmao, wanted to keep it short and simple, like sex with nicky ;). Okay I'll stop, it's not really that comedy but it's definetely me and embodies me as a person. You think I'm all glamour when in fact I'm kinda mysterious and wonderous inside... yes in that way also ;), plus I'm also revealing that I might look like a woman but I aint henny okur.
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The runway look - https://imgur.com/a/OHbEvxV

I'm a maid working in France, I look cute and hot, little does the woman of the house know I have been sleeping with her man while she's out buying croissants in the morning! I went kind of traditional with the beret, I like a simple and black beret, but I also realised that I'm in france rn, so one thing I think of when I hear France is really pretty and traditional maids! So yeah... hope you like... oof PS: Fuck you IMVU.

Announcer: This Ad has been endorsed by the likes of both singers Selena Gomez and Hilary Duff, with the video being endorsed by the likes of WWE Women's Wrestler Brie Bella, Model Shei Phan, and Model/Actress Cara Delevingne.

Product: https://i.gyazo.com/e9b296d11a42823c8b7e9411d6db38fd.png

~ Perfume Challenge Erika ~

*The Heart Wants What It Wants by Selena Gomez plays in the background*

Erika: Whether I'm going into work or going out for a night on the town, I always have to add that little touch.

*Last line of the chorus plays*

Erika: But now my new Heartbreakers perfume makes me take everyone's breaths away.

*instrumental of the song plays*

Erika: With the luscious Lavender smell, not only does it hydrate your skin but it leaves everyone on your wake on a mission.

Erika: And that Mission? Captivation ;)



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(Part 2 of Perfume Ad)

*instrumental of Heart Wants What It Wants plays*

Erika: You wanna be your own kind of beautiful?

https://gyazo.com/66c881c6c4a659572ac3b55ef02d3041

Erika: My new Heartbreakers perfume gives you the most captivating and breathtaking smell ever.

Erika: So you can be your own kind of beautiful, forever.

Erika: My new Heartbreakers perfume, Be Impossible To Forget.

~ Erika Runway ~

I'm giving you Sexy Beret Body Glitter Angel Fairy Baby with a booty tooch, eat it!

https://i.imgur.com/m9BibjM.png
https://i.imgur.com/3fnvBlI.png

https://i.imgur.com/JRLrhFX.jpg

Confessional: This week I am stepping out of my comfort zone and taking a risk. Serving you a kawaii natural make-up with freckles and sad brows (Don't kill me Aquaria). I'm not gonna just serve a pretty look with basic beret like the rest of those hoes!!

YOU WANNA BE A NIGGA!!?!?!?! SHIT BITCH WAH

Well, with my new product, your dreams can finally be achieved; The Oadira Experience.

https://imgur.com/oLjg09s

Are you tired of looking like this? https://imgur.com/hAm24ea

Perhaps this as well? https://imgur.com/q0cPN1p

Well, just one squirt of my perfume, and you'll see yourself go from the whitest of the white to the blackest of the black.

For example..

https://imgur.com/8pVhhbM

Oh shit... Wrong test subjec- I mean... ANYWAYS!

For example...

https://gyazo.com/87b3455766d46ff33db1412617e99086

Buy my product... you need it. *camera pans to moe*

*updated look* (the old link doesnt work anymore)

~https://imgur.com/a/XAx3zLi