[Untitled Fabulous Soap Opera]
Starring:
Bella Charming as Javier Sìnisnuts (JS)
Lynda Slavia as Javianna Sìnisnuts (JAS)
Mz Shady T. Bagg as Nona Sìnisnuts (NS)
Oadira Davenport as Alejandra (AOD)
Lola Canola as Alejandro (ALC)
Special Guest Appearance:
Pedro el Chihuahua
*Scene begins in Sìnisnuts’s home, JAS is cooking, NS is being nosy in the kitchen and JS is quietly in the corner dreading this family dinner with Pedro. NS walks over to the stove, takes a sniff and coughs dramatically*
NS: Sante Maria, that smells like liquid ass
Who taught ju how to cook?
JAS: Yo stupida nana, u taught me to cook
NS: Aye we meha, I taught how to cook real food, not chargrilled ass
*In the background of NS and JAS fighting JS is just sneaking to the dinner table cause he's scared. like a "don't look at me I just wanna eat food" sneak.*
JAS: Where are you goin jung jentleman?
NS: I don't know why he is friends with that son of a puta de me grassiada, everyone knows he's a fahhot. And his whore of a mother crosses self that chola has seen more dick than a submarines glory hole effette. I'm surprised she can walk! All I hear in the market when she walks by is "THERE SHE BLOWS"
JS: *mutters* Would it kill you to at least be nice to their face, Abuela?
*Loud bang on the front door*
AOD: KNACK KNACK PUTAS
NS: Oh here we go again, the great white whale
JAS: Puta with her fag bambini
AOD: *enters* I BROUGHT CHIMMY CHANGASSSS AYEEEE
NS: *mutters* Oh look, it's Shamoo's puta sister
ALC: *enters and bows on the floor* “Thank you, oh gracious hosts.”
NS: *eye roll* *mutters* And here comes the Culo Fairy…*smiles fake at the neighbours*
*Pedro growls and the camera dramatically zooms in. Cut to ad*
https://imgur.com/KUP86xk *Ad is over, scene starts back up at the dinner table*
ALC: I brought my custom made, Gucci knife. My dolls told me to bring it. It's always good manners to bring your own knife to a dinner party.
NS: Ha! A knife for a shit stabber, how irónico...What? Don’t look at me like that meho! You know these one is a bhender! Yust look at it! turns to ALC You know, bruho, ju are going to hell, Satan has a special place for gays, paedophiles and The Amish….
JS: *slams hands on table, stands up* Abuela, I have had enough of your ignorance..! Lo siento...I have been living a lie! I'm finally ready to tell you all. I am not la hombre that you think I am...and I would gladly go to HELL FOR IT! All of these years, I have been living a double life. *takes off hair to reveal wig* ¡ES CORRECTO! My dream is to become the next drag queen superstar..! And I want Alejandro to come with me..porque...we are in love! I want to marry Alejandro!
*NS clearly looks disgusted and, throughout the following action, she just does reaction*
https://imgur.com/gallery/Q4bI5 AOD: Uhh, hold the fuck up… Me and Javianna were in love first!
*Alejandra and Javianna lift up their arms to reveal holding hands*
JAS: Alejandra is my only love *blows a kiss*
*Nona falls to the floor dramatically clutching her heart and spasms finally before clutching at the air and her cross and whispering Dios Mio, her eyes fly upwards and her last breathe escapes her. JAS screams and falls next to her mother and cries. Suddenly NS gasps and comes back to life, taking her daughter's hand. She pulls her close and whispers dramatically*
NS: See you in hell, you and your fudge packer son! *finally dies*
*JAS pokes her to check, and when she is sure then she starts wailing again*
JAS: WASSS YOU SALAVADA points at javi I raised you... how could u do it to me ju ugli puta fresh tela- *charges at Javier while grabbing the gucci knife on the table, misses and stabs alejandro* -pia... upsi
AOD: Yeah you go hunny! Fuck those fags up!
*Alejandra is seen eating popcorn at the commotion*
JS: *in tears from barely dodging his mother’s attack, runs to hold Alejandro in his arms* Oh my god..ALEJANDRO! Please, no…! Stay with me... *looks to Javianna* A REAL mamá
would accept what her son wants! And what I want is DEAD NOW.
*Javier stabs his mother and kills her*
AOD: Gasp! *puts more popcorn in mouth* I can’t believe you just killed my only love.. Mi verdadero amor! *Alejandra slowly stands up from her seat while grabbing a knife*
… There can only be one…
*Alejandra charges at Javier, he takes her arm and grabs it, restraining her as he stabs her in the stomach. Alejandra falls to the ground with blood gushing everywhere*
AOD: Wait… Si sólo tuviera un pene grande y gordo… *dies*
JS: *choking on his tears, assessing the dead bodies around him* ...What have I done..? What have we all done!? *Goes back to Alejandro’s body and holds his hand with one hand, knife in the other* Mi amour...we all had so much more ahead of us. And we still can, me and you, I will join you in Hell….please wait for me. *Stabs self with knife and slowly dies*
*Pedro jumps on the table and begins to lick the uneaten food as everyone just lies dead*
https://imgur.com/gTBjdqT 
