For this week's challenge I thought I would help all you worldly travellers with my bilingual abilities translating some common Chinese phrases for you! (kind of)
Dung On Mai Shu = I stepped in shit.
Ai Wan Tu Bang Yu = Let's sleep together.
Ai Bang Mai Ne = I bumped into the coffee table.
Fat Ho = An unattractive woman.
Ar U Wun Tu = A gay liberation greeting.
Chin Tu Fat = You need a face lift.
Chow Mai Dong = Blow me.
Dum Gai = A stupid person.
Wel Hung Gai = Is that a banana in your pocket?
Won Hung Low = Southern Chinese dialect for Welcome.
Gun Pao Der = An ancient Chinese invention.
Hu Flung Dung = Which one of you fertilized the field?
Hu Yu Hai Ding = We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugitive.
Jan Ne Ka Sun = A former late night talk show host.
Kum Hia = Approach me.
Sum Ting Wong= Everything is not OK.
Lao Zi = Not very good.
Lin Ching = An illegal execution.
Moon Lan Ding = A great achievement of the American space program.
Ne Ahn = A lighting fixture used in advertising signs.
Shai Gai = A bashful person.
Tai Ne Bae Be = A premature infant.
Tai Ne Po Ne = A small horse.
Ba Ten Ding = Serving drinks to people.
Wan Bum Lung = A person with T.B.
Yu Mai Te Tan = Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you.
Wa Shing Kah = Cleaning an automobile.
Wai So Dim = Are you trying to save electricity?
Wai U Shao Ting = There is no reason to raise your voice.
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