Now the time has come for MzRead,daWD JHAWd MzShady to critique your performance on Maxi Challange and VILLAIN look.
Bella Charming
Ooooooo bitch, you done brought it to this runway this week. Within your aesthetic this is the first time, honestly, I am gagging for your look to the point of wheezing. You shone head and shoulders above your team, and this is something to be proud of but also be wary of where you tread on the way up. Well done girl, be peacock proud!
Syrup Shortbottom
Girl, possession is nine tenths of the law. This look was good, I like the sweep of it. You did really well this week. I look forward to seeing more. I feel I'm not seeing all that you can bring just yet, but girl there ain't no doubt you are fierce right now.
Bo'Tanic Gardens
Purple. Victoriana. Gasp. Gag. More? I like this and you seem to work well with a syrupy bottom, but please bring more, I know you got it in you. If, for instance, the hair had been bigger or even some form of coquette headpiece would have elevated this to unseeing heights in my eyes. Slay on, bitch.
Proteina Bar
Proteina, why are you a cross between Buzz Lightyear, Mojo Jojo and Bob the Drag Queen? I mean I enjoyed this look. I enjoyed this story. I even chuckled when I noticed the resemblance, if they were deliberate they are cute, if they were accidental then they are interesting, as they mean you may be preparing to bring something truly unique.
Tiffani Lee
Even though I like this look, I've liked it before. I would prefer to see true originality, even in recycled beauty. That's a point proven by queens all over the globe, I mean Miss Bunny has been hauling the same tired ass wig, Ru Paul, around for years. But it's never too similar, its within an overall aesthetic honed into a brand. I didn't see a brand, I felt branded. Your story was too long and too self involved. It's more humble to create balance than counterweight to demonstrate work.
Uma LaSoup
What a ying and yang, like the snake charmer and her pet, I love the subtle yet still evident details in this look, and I feel your stories were maybe not the most enthralling but felt positively balanced and I enjoyed you this week. Let's see what you give us next?
Henny Praisegod
Gurl, I made Bella climb a tree to get my snatched wig then you done blew in and threw it in the river. I was very impressed with where you went with this look, with a tightening of the little details you will really shine through. I like the way you compliment your sister in a group. Keep this up, but turn it up if you want to be even less safe...
Scarlett Bordeaux (C_Shizz96)
I've had girls getting my wigs but Gurl you clean up that mess I made when I saw your look. The basement is flooded. I like this and the work is appreciated. This brought me comically comic book and yet scared the bejesus out of me. I'm waiting safely behind the sofa to see what you bring next.
Miss Hypnosis
Oh, you're still here? Didn't see you this challenge, I'm shook I thought you slept through. Judging by your being bamboozled in a group and stepping down from what I was hoping to see, I can only assume you needed more time to come into your character and shine. That's a shame, I hope to see no repeats.
Gemini
Soooooo…...this look…...its finished right? I mean you're done? And you checked? Ok….soooooo….yes um I wasn't gagging over your entrance look, and I'm yawning again. I'm not keen, but I know there is more in there you can pull out the bag. Start now, even Bella has entered the race, no excuses just wake up.