bjorn, brian and birks take an early lead, using their arms to push the other guys out of their way,,,,, an egg goes flying and smashes = all over MJ's face! He wipes it off with his "dominant" hand and blinks a few times. He throws his spoon at burger - thinking he was the one who smashed his egg and Burger trips on the spoon, his egg going flying. It narrowly misses Mel, who sees it coming and ducks just in time (after all I just washed my hair this morning!). The inacts tumble into burger as he falls, causing an almighty stack of bodies... eggs flying through the air left right and center.....
*the audience cheers*
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(MJ can be seen clambering out of the pile and jumping in the pool to clean up)