*Top 11

Bottom Kandy

Snatch Game as Cookie Lyon

Complete Look : https://i.imgur.com/MU944Iu.png
Close up : https://i.imgur.com/CmivX5Z.png

Omen : And then, here we have Cookie, directly from the Lyon Empire!

Cookie : The name’s Cookie. Take a bite, baby!

Omen : How is your family doing, Cookie?

Cookie : Are you trying to come for my family? Let me tell something, chow. Nobody and I say NOBODY can come for my family without facing my wrath! They are doing fine by the way. Aren’t they just beautiful? Beautiful FAILURES!

*Cookie proceeds to put on the table a pic of her sons, who are all pierced with pins and with slurs upon each of them*

Omen : Now on with the questions!

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Question 1)
Cookie : I don’t care for whoever that Dora is. It’s better not be a “tell-all” about my family. I killed once and I’m not afraid of doing it again!

*Cookie stares threatening into the camera*

Also... Miss Thang, let me remind you of something. Do you think I forgot about our night in Las Vegas? Sure, whatever happens there stays there, but recordings don’t always work like that. So... if you ever feel the urge to publish something that can damage me or my family, I guess your husband will find out what kind of fish you like to hunt for.

*Cookie stands up to reveal her completely naked ass to the camera*

Or did you forget that this... is an ass!

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Omen : I feel lots of anger coming from you. Let’s just do an exercise... just say something nice about one of your children.

Cookie : You know what, Omen? You’re right! My mama always said “if you have nothing nice to say don’t say nothing at all”.

Omen : Ok, let’s start with Akheem...

*Cookie starts screaming and the rest of the scene is bleeped out. COMPLETELY*

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Question 2)
Cookie : *starts laughing hysterically, then suddenly very serious* The only thing that can make it gayer is having that fucking hoe playing herself.

Omen : Is that all you have to say?

Cookie : I wasted even too much of my previous time talking about that whore! I have a company to run, an album to produce and probably 17 more years to spend in prison. I’m on a deadline!

*casually throws a shoe at Shane Dawson*

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*Björk starts blowing bubbles onto Cookie*

Cookie : Listen here, you happy tree friend. Don’t you ever disrespect me in front of all these paparazzi. Do I have to remind you who signs your checks? Now, throw your bohemian ass on that fucking tour bus or I’ll set your collection of dead branches on fire!

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Question 3)
Cookie : *screaming* Ain’t no one is going to make an album with that bitch! I did 17 years of prison for him and he built this whole company behind my back so he better not let himself be seen around here or I might be forced to beat his tired flat ass.

Omen : Actually, I think I saw him backstage a little before...

*Cookie takes a broom from under the table and is seen leaving the stage swinging the broom in the air in a threatening way*

Cookie : *screaming in the distance* Come here, Kitty Boo Boo! Mama just wanna talk!

Runway

CF : For the first ever I'm more than satisfied with my look. This is the first I ever created my whole look from head to toe. No designers this week... just Bottom Kandy at her finest!

Entrance
Complete Look : https://i.imgur.com/8gMMQUB.png
Close Up : https://i.imgur.com/t7H0Y50.png

Reveal Technique (just look at this is if you want to look at just one... this is the whole point) : https://i.imgur.com/pEufkk7.png

Reveal
Complete Look : https://i.imgur.com/iFDZD8d.png
Close Up : (I know... it's the same as before) https://i.imgur.com/t7H0Y50.png

Runway Voiceover : I'm not bringing a single aspect of spring. I'm giving you the whole experience. Today on the runway you're not getting one aspect of spring, but the whole thing! You got it right.. I am everything!

SNATCH GAME: Aphrodite Starchild as Icelandic Singer,Bjork.

Snatch Game Look:
https://imgur.com/fbUwDvf
https://imgur.com/w6PFZsL

Performance: (And I know skits being too long was a critique so my video is under 2 1/2 Minutes



Answers to my Questions:
Question 1:Leynigestur a Meaty Tuoi (Icelandic) aka The Secret Of The Meaty Tuck.
Question 2:Fudge Packer (A slang term for someone who does Anal Fisting)
Question 3:Bjork (Bjork and Nelly would be the weirdest grouping ever and it would be a last ditch effort if he worked with someone like her)

Runway:
https://imgur.com/nAXOVHS
https://imgur.com/8XgVzKz
https://imgur.com/exR3yFe
https://imgur.com/Sw3FTB1

CF:I am giving you Baby Blue Easter bunny realness. She is the cutest Rabbit in Easter Land and she is here to hide the easter eggs for any and all to find.

Piah LaTrelle

Omen: Now it’s time to introduce the king of YouTube, Shane Dawson!

Shane: Hey! What’s up, you guys? Yes. Don’t worry! It’s not blackface this time. *pulls off layer of skin and its white underneath* .......Oops!

Omen: Oh my! Now, you were underfire for allegedly humping your cat...any comments on that?

Shane: We all make mistakes! For me, it was humping my cat...and wearing black face...and making insensitive comments about pedophilia. For others, like my fat friend Trisha, it’s eating and not throwing up her food. *opens Diet Coke* Cheers!

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Omen: Okay! Let’s get onto the show. Historians just discovered that Mark Twain wrote a book about DRAG QUEENS! The title of his book is __. Shane?

Shane: *is asleep and awakes for a second* THERESA YAW. *falls back asleep*

Omen: *shakes Shane and Shane gets up* What you do mean, Theresa Yaw?

Shane: You said drag queen and I thought of my mother.

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Omen: The sequel to Three Billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri is SO GAY! This time Frances McDormand now plays as a __. An answer, Shane?

Shane: I am hoping she plays someone below the age of 15! OOH! She plays as a Jojo Siwa impersonator!

Omen: Uh, Shan-

Shane: *is "masturbating" and makes fake orgasmic faces*

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Omen: Rapper Nelly is SO DESPERATE, he now will make an album with __. What did you write down Shane?

Shane: I can only think of good artists like Hillary Duff and Sophie Pecora, so let me think...*writes something down*. I said he'd now make an album with Trisha Paytas impersonator Britney Spears. I mean, he is a wannabe R. Kelly; why wouldn't 2 impersonators collab? *winks and snorts* Oh that reminds me. *turns to the camera and bows* Thank you, R. Kelly for your services.

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Responses:
To Aphrodite: No, cats were apart of the past...I am really feeling DOGS today. Whitney Wisconsin, care to hook a bi guy up? *puts thumb up and smiles and winks*
To Bottom: *dodges shoe* Cardi B is the other way! ....Are you wearing black face to- I mean, what?

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Shane look: https://imgur.com/a/zXjEhNb (Includes patch of skin I tore off at the beginning being gone)

Runway: https://imgur.com/a/VhXc58j

CF: A lot of people forget about Memorial Day until they have it off during work or school. I decided to keep a spring runway dress cut that is open sleeved, but still honors the veterans. A very spring look that is still creative. Gag.

Omen: Next up we have Shirley Phelps! Say, how’s the church going?

Shirley: Absolutely amazing. No gays, blacks, asians, midgets, or fatties to ruin our blissful and heavenly church. :)

Omen: You do know that you’re surrounded by gays... right??

Shirley: ... *glares at camera* I’m surrounded by the gays...?

Omen: Yes ma’am....?

Shirley: BLASPHEMY!! HELL IS SURROUNDING ME, ITS TOO LATE TO GO BACK, GOD HELP OUR SOULSSS.

Omen: *coughs* So Shirley, first question, Historians just discovered that Mark Twain wrote a book about DRAG QUEENS! The title of his book is ___________.

Shirley: The male that dresses as a female... DEVILS WORK IS WHAT IT SHALL BE CALLED! Drag queens... that’s not their name... Shedevil it is! Absolutely disgusting...

Omen: I... Uh... Anyways, Next question, The sequel to Three Billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri is SO GAY! This time Frances McDormand now plays as a _____________.

Shirley: Omar Mateen! Maybe he can wipe some of those gays out of existence in the movie, acting or not! The less the better.

Omen: ... Wow ... Next and finale question.

Shirley: Thank the heavenly father!

Omen: Rapper Nelly is SO DESPERATE, he now will make an album with __________.

Shirley: I wrote down SINS because it has finally hit me... YOURE ALL GAYS! AHHH I CANT TAKE IT. IM MELTING... IM MELTING...

Rachel Tension

First of all let me just say- i am STUNNING and i should be winning so let's get on with it

Historians just discovered that Mark Twain wrote a book about DRAG QUEENS! The title of his book is ___________.

Ha, i just heard Phila say Tuckleberry Finn, yeah shes the funny one, im just the attack dog- DONT COME FOR HER. REALLY THO, it's probably called "Rachel Tension's Silouhette"- I've used it so much it can be a picture book! 

The sequel to Three Billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri is SO GAY! This time Frances McDormand now plays as a _____________.

DRAG QUEEN- OMG TEA, it's me obviously, the best drag queen around- Iconic. I'm happy about it though, i will  FINALLY be able to entertain people- oof, bit dramatic but i LOVE the way i look today, Frances could never.

Rapper Nelly is SO DESPERATE, he now will make an album with __________.

The Beluga Boys! Snick and Dylan- ha, you'd have to be desperate to deal with the delusion!
one of them's overrated and old news like Nelly and the other one he probably got stuck with because he WON A FUCKING MAKEOVER CHALLENGE SOMEHOW

I-



Runway- This is Spring Lamb has SPRUNG and she is full bodied Mutton

https://imgur.com/a/Ke6XxYq

Henny Praisegod´s Snatch Game Look (as Cardi B) - https://imgur.com/a/dTAJGzS

Good night everyone and welcome to Snatch Game ! Here today with us we have the one and only – Cardi B

Cardi: *checks nails* *stares camera* eeooww, hey Omen what´s poppin´?!


Omen:  So, you´re one of the most recognized female artist in hip-hop music right now, how does that feel?

Cardi: Yeah, you wanna know something?! No matter how famous you are your friends will still steal your charger and lighter you know what I´m saying ?! okurr *tongue pop*

Omen: *blinks in terror* Okay now, so let´s start the questions. First question:

Historians just discovered that Mark Twain wrote a book about DRAG QUEENS! The title of his book is ___________.
Cardi: You know what, Imma be real, I don´t really know who Mark Twain is but I do love drag queens, so my guess is the title of his book is “How to make pussy balls”, because of all the tucking and everything. *tongue pops out of mouth, out of control*

Omen: i-uh-okay, next question:
The sequel to Three Billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri is SO GAY! This time Frances McDormand now plays as a _____________.
Cardi: as a stripper, duh ! wassup *tongue comes out again* Omen, you know, I was once a stripper and I was your regular instagram hoe posting videos dancing but I made it, eow. And for all the girls watching you too can live the dream.



Omen: That´s actually great advice, don´t ever stop dreaming … I guess some people are still in the clouds, huh?! Anyways, final question:

Rapper Nelly is SO DESPERATE, he now will make an album with __________.
Cardi: With me, of course *speaks foreign language* jahfjebfsdf  *stops and gets serious*  he´s hella cute though *stares at camera* but I love my baby boo Offset, where you at ?!  *looks at Omen* you know when I had my baby, my husband was very supportive of me and was with me in the hospital. Of course my mum was there too, my sister, my publicist, my makeup artist and a few more people but he´s just the best *mumbes* eeooww.

Omen: You really are one of a kind, Cardi. So, this is all we got for today. Thank you very much and until next time.



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RUNWAY:
Spring realness -  https://imgur.com/a/VDHSCjW

CF: Henny is giving you bold, Henny is giving you power, Henny is giving you body-ody-ody, Henny is giving you Spring, darling. Get out of you coccon.

Sharol Dasho as Neil Patrick Harris

*Omen is about to introduce Neil to the panel*



NPH: Hold on. I can introduce myself, thanks. From America's most awesome child actor to one of the gay legends in the industry himself, please welcome Neil Patrick Harris! Now if I may respond to myself, I'd say it's an honor to be at...whatever game show this is again. No but really, I appreciate it.



*Question 1*
NPH: Some people would say that Mark Twain was the father of American literature. I would say "daddy". So if I was the daddy of American literature, this is what I would call it. And then I would buy it, because the world needs to learn about these majestic creatures.

*shows card, it says "The Gagging Evolution of Pecker Fish"*

*Question 2*
NPH: Bitch, if there's two things I know, it's that anything can be painted in a gay light AND you don't have to play a gay character to be gay. I played the most legen-you know it-dary hetero role, so anyone can do it. *winks*

*says a little faster*: Also she plays the hot butch lesbian cop, duh. NEXT!

*Question 3*
NPH: Nelly better be desperate, because I sure don't know him. He can join another irrelevant rapper: Eminem. Match made in heaven.

Done, love you bitches, you're all awesome.



Runway: https://imgur.com/a/wBD7uU9
Butterfly spring realness ;)

Rachel Tension as Octomom

Omen: Please welcome Octomom, Nadya Suleman!

Nadya: Hiiiiii!

Omen: How are you?!

Nadya: I’m very good thank you!

Omen: That’s great ok let’s ge-

Nadya: Excuse you, are you not going to ask how Amerah, Calyssa, Elijah, Joshua, Caleb, Aiden, Isaiah, Jeremiah, Josiah, Noah, McCai, Jonah, Maliah and Nariah are doing?!

Omen: Well i-

Nadya: How dare you disrespect my 14 kids on welfare!

Omens: Lets get to the questions shall we.

Omens: Coming to you Octomom! Historians just discovered that Mark Twain wrote a book about DRAG QUEENS! The title of his book is ___________.

Nadya: I don’t care what the title of his fucking book is so I just wrote down the title of MY porn book. Gotta get the promotion in there just like I’ve had millions of men in there *stands, spreads legs and points to vagina*

Omen: OH MY GOD. Have you got an answer for us Octomom?!

Nadya: Oh yes, i wrote down, Octopussy!
Would you like a copy of my book Omen?! It’s amazing, it talks about each of my child’s birth... well actually just the making of my children!

Omen: Coming to you next Octomom! The sequel to Three Billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri is SO GAY! This time Frances McDormand now plays as a _____________.

Nadya: Why would I care about some gay sequel. When we can talk about MY loooooooooonnnggggggg acting career. I wrote down stripper! That’s the role I normally play as but I haven’t been able to be one lately because my water kept breaking during lap dances!

Omen: Would your kids approve of you being a stripper?

Nadya: I brought my kids into this world so they better be grateful for my womb raider!

Omen: Ok, Octomom, Rapper Nelly is SO DESPERATE, he now will make an album with __________.

Nadya: Rapper Nelly can eat my ass, ain’t no way he’s better at rapping than me.

Omen: Can you even rap lmao?

Nadya: Of course I can. Alright, here we go! Ah, yeah!
I got 14 kids each with different dads
Men come to me sitting on my pads
In the day I’m a mom
By night I’m a certified sex bomb
I always gotta care for 1 octuplet
But we ain’t going into debt if I’m always out here getting wet.

Omen: Wow i-

Nadya: For my answer I wrote down MY desperation for Michael Phelps!! Omg I’ve been trying to marry him for so long! Just think, if I were to marry him then he’d have enough gold medals for each of my kids! He can also stick his *bleep* up my fucking *bleep*

Omen: OK!! I have one last question for you. Why are you black, Octomom?

Nadya: i- i-

*Rachel Tension pulls off Nadya’s hair to reveal, Rachel Tension?!*

Nadya: I gotta go care for my kids now! *runs out the building*

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Runway: https://imgur.com/a/SmwMerC

CF: I’m living for my look this week! I’m giving you colourful Easter bunny delivering the eggs! The mug is right, the hair is right, the outfit is tight and I’m feeling my oats with this look!

Harley Ann Hart as Joseline Hernandez

Omen: Here we have Joseline Hernadez

Joseline: Omen Am mad at ju. I'm md at ju. Becuh diz iz de fur time you hab me on diz stage? Why didn't ju have de Puerto Rican Princess on earlier?

Omen: Well Ms Joseline...

Joseline: Eht! Stop right there. It becuh you fake, but I'm here now to make yo show better becuh ju luh me. Everybodeh luh me. Who wouldn't luh de Puerto Rican princess. I keep dese hoes mad.

Omen: Well yes ma'am Ms. Joseline I'm sure you do.

Joseline: Omen who dese hoes ju have me up here with. I don't know them and I feel you disrespctful me having me here with dese nobodies becuh I am somebody.

Omen: These are all highly known women Ms hernandez.

Joseline: Well I don't know dem. I don't know nun of dese hoes.

Omen: Ok Ms. Hernandez we have some questions for you.

Joseline: Ok omen I answer yo questions. Just for ju baby.

Omen: Historians just discovered that Mark Twain wrote a book about DRAG QUEENS! The title of his book is ___________.

Joseline: Drag Quee? I don't like dat word. people call me drag queen all the time, but de Puerto Rican Princess ain't no man. Ju know my man may have bought my tiddies for me, but this is REAL pussy right here remember that and ju bitches is JEALOUS cause you man want a taste.

Omen: I bet it is Ms. hernandez.

Joseline: Anyway I said the title of the book is Purse, because ju know I love me a mark Twain purse cuh ju know I have to stunt on dese BITCHES.

Omen: Umm Ms. Herandez I think you're thinking of Marc Jacobs. Mark Twain is an author? Huckleberry Finn.

Joseline: Well I never heard of him so he mus not be dat good.

Omen: alright next question. The sequel to Three Billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri is SO GAY! This time Frances McDormand now plays as a _____________.

Joseline: Omen who are dese people you talk about? I don't know dese people. No I not gone answer dis question because I'm tired of this. Ju got me on dis stage with dese unkown people and ju ask me question bout people I don't know. Wat are you trying to say. Dat people don't know ME?? becuh I am the Puerto Rican Princess.

Omen: Ms Hernandez I'm sorry we need an answer.

Joseline: How bout dis. *Writes does FUCK YOU* and shows everyone*

Omen: Oh well that's a nice answer. Next question Rapper Nelly is SO DESPERATE, he now will make an album with __________. Ms Herandes how do you respond.

Joseline: Well I don't think he desperate becuh dat is a fine ass man. So I'mma say me becuh Nelly baby ju can call me anytime. If you wan yo world ROCK jus let me know baby.

Omen: Oh well we're all about bringing people together here. Welp that's all the time we have for snatch Game. I just want to thank all my question.

Joseline: Omen ju jus betta have mah check or I will bus u in yo big ass head.

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Runway: https://imgur.com/a/BcvvToE

CF: I think my look is so CUTE this week. Foxes or in this case Kitsunes love the spring. When all the animals come out for hibernation and the winter is over, the Fox can finally come out and stalk it's prey.

Deliah Deville as Amy Winehouse

Omen: Now onto a modern musical legend, Brit award winner and member of the 27 Club, miss Amy Winehouse!

Amy: *Is face down on the desk snoring, holding a bottle of vodka* Zzzzzzzzzz...

Omen: Umm... Amy?

Amy: Huh? *Begins to wake up*

Omen: Are you okay Amy?

Amy: Yeah nah, I was just taking a nap from the jetlag...

Omen: Okay good, I thought you passed out from that vodka.

Amy: Nah, I don't drink much in the morning.

Omen: Its nearly 8pm...

Amy: Oh great. *Downs the vodka bottle*

Omen: Now, have you been on a US game show before Amy?

Amy: Yeh, but that was season 3 of drag race and we don't talk about that...

Omen: Alright then... Let's start the show! First question. Historians just discovered that Mark Twain wrote a book about DRAG QUEENS! The title of his book is ___________. Amy Winehouse?

Amy: Well... I've heard of Mark Twain, he wrote those Huckleberry Finn books didn't he?

Omen: He did indeed.

Amy: And I know that drag queens do a lot of drugs so I put 'The High Queen'.

Omen: Speaking of drugs, have you ever done any drugs?

Amy: I'm a bit of a coke addict.

Omen: Same! Coca-Cola tastes so good!

Amy: No ya thick twat! I meant cocaine! But I don't do it 24/7, unlike Miss Bjork over here. I only do it when alcohol doesn't do it for me. *adjusts hair*

Omen: Oh... Anyway, let's move on! The sequel to Three Billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri is SO GAY! This time Frances McDormand now plays as a _____________. Over to you Amy!

Amy: I've never heard of this movie, so I don't know what to put...

Omen: Yes, but I still need an answer.

Amy: Fine... I just put 'aggressive drinker'.

Omen: Like yourself?

Amy: I'm not an aggressive drinker! *downs the vodka again*

Omen: ...You're literally drinking vodka as we speak...

Amy: *while still drinking* No I'm not! *dribbling vodka as she spoke*

Omen: Ugh... Let's just get this mess over with. Rapper Nelly is SO DESPERATE, he now will make an album with __________. Amy, over to you.

Amy: He's so desperate he wants to make an album with 'Some guy off the streets'!

Omen: He'll take anyone?

Amy: Anyone! *hiccups* Woah... Is it just me or am I seeing a lemon girl melting? I think I need to slow down on the booze...

Amy: Ah, who am I kidding? *chuggs down the alcohol and falls off the chair* I'm okay!!!

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Spring Look

https://ibb.co/zhxZyZR

CF: For my look I've gone a little bit outside of my usual drag style to give you my interpretation of some april showers! It's not quite my best work, but I'm sure it'll be good at least!

Next up on the panel, we have the original slim thick baddie, it's Roz!

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/pixar/images/8/8b/Roz.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110110005339

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0ubDTR7Xv8H

Omen: Oh yeah?  and how's that working out for you?

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1r6ZmyikiAn

Omen: *stifles a laugh* I'm sure if I heard it I'd be crazy in love!
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Historians just discovered that Mark Twain wrote a book about DRAG QUEENS! The title of his book is ___________.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1Af8EHXcqOW

Omen: Oh yeah?  Do you file your taxes?

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1lwpLY5xgHU

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The sequel to Three Billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri is SO GAY! This time Frances McDormand now plays as a _____________.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Y1aqlb4QNv

Omen: I- what?

https://vocaroo.com/i/s075mXMF3CaD
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Rapper Nelly is SO DESPERATE, he now will make an album with __________.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZQy0hGoMhw

*CF* - I'm here to show that you CAN be funny without being extra.

— RUNWAY —

*Erykah turns around the corner, whipping her braids and throwing yellow dust*

https://imgur.com/a/Vrk3yy4

*Erykah stalks forward, dripping dust from her hands*

*CF* - I feel like I’ve forgotten who I am in this competition.  I’ve forgotten that I’m a fucking DEMON, and I’m on this runway serving you the most evil part of spring - pollen.

*Erykah turns and throws pollen dust*

*CF* - oh, and y’all can’t say I’m a gown queen anymore.  I’m serving legs!

*Erykah walks to the back, twirls and kicks leg up as she walks off*

New Runway:

http://imgur.com/0uAzjaT

CF: I look STUNNING. Marie Antoinette with a dash of frankensteins bride! Get a taste.