So this week we are having a ROAST! However, you are all ROASTING another queen still in this season! These were all RANDOMLY generated and to avoid "YoU rIgGeD iT fOr _____." "We NeEd ReCePiTs"
Also, there's a catch for two of you. Due to multiple complaints and threats of QUITTING, I have to give Blu and Cig a SPEEDBUMP for this challenge. Blu and Cig must also roast the queen that the other originally had.
So, Blu and Cig must roast both Zsa Zsa and Alexis!
On the runway, wear whatever the FUCK you want.
One more thing:
It has come to my attention that I am a shitty host and my opinions SUCK! Also how that all the decisions are RIGGED and BIASED against other queens!!!!
So if you think your opinions are better than mine THAN FUCKING PROVE IT!
After each queen submits, YOU WILL JUDGE EACH OTHER!
You will rank each roast from 1-7 (1 as the best, 7 being worst) and you MUST give each queen a CRITIQUE!
So NO BS like giving the queen you hate a 7 because you want her to go home or your BFF a 1 because you eat her shit.
You must submit your ranking and critique to me and I will calculate the results.
The queen with the lowest score wins the challenge. The 2 queens with the highest point total will be up for elimination!
ALSO, queens cannot ask me any questions this week. NO INPUT, NO ADVICE, NOTHING. Want to devalue me? This is what you get. I'm a non-entity this week.
For the BTM2... WHERE YOUR FELLOW QUEENS PUT YOU... The LS is...
(it was gonna be Lily Allen's Fuck You but after last episode y'all didn't earn the CHANCE to LS to it)
48 HOURS. NO EXTENSIONS. ASKING FOR ONE WILL ALLOCATE +1 to your total. GOING OVER THE 48 HOURS WILL RESULT IN +5 to your total score.
Here is my roast of Zsa Zsa Tea. I've gotten some accusations of cheating in the past so I'm gonna type this here so it's perfectly clear that Omenpaul isn't typing my answers for me.
Miss Zsa Zsa. Girl. I'm gonna be honest I haven't looked at any of the looks you made other than the one for the last challenge because it was oh so hotly debated.
Lucky for you Zsa Zsa, Davina crowned you the TRUE winner of the challenge so it doesn't matter what Omen has to say, the fatties of this game have propped you up as a figurehead for their ugly cause and frankly miss Rubes, it DISGUSTS me you would align yourself in arguments with the likes of the people you have.
When you watch back the tapes of this season mama you will regret the judies you made and the lindas you cast aside.
My read of miss Alexis,
I actually have no problem with you you're cool
Zsa Zsa, like our last challenge being American Horror Story before we make love can I rube at ur nipples? I guess you've been the prettiest retard bc other than that I've gotten beige from u.
Alexis, I'm only doing this because Omen has a gun to my head, you have looked pregnant in all your looks for the past two years. Either have the baby or don't.
Hello Everyone! So as you know I Miss Aphrodite Starchild is known for a good fight every now and then with a Queen who thinks she can try me However! My favorite busted queen I love to hate just so happens to be the topic of my roast tonight. And her name IS EZ MODE. Oh THIS SHOULD BE EZ! .....Right?....Get it??? *No response from crowd* Yeah... Must admit that one didn’t work.It was...Dry.... just like Henny Praisegod’s wigs! Anyways let’s get started shall we!
Oh EZ Mode...You know that name Fits you perfectly! Because when you play the game on any mode besides easy you get sent home by a Fat bitch who duckwalks and high kicks in his Grandmothers living room!
Oh and also throughout the past two seasons we have seen EZ Mode walk down the runway as a.
Girl I would say your drag belongs in a zoo exhibit but I think the cryptozoologists should take over in this case because your drag is weird,strange,and noone knows/understands what the fuck it is!
I also heard through the grapevine that In the beginning when you were casted you supposedly said that “You bet that we didn’t see this coming” spoiler alert is...WE Did. And we wanted you to keep going.... out the backdoor...being escorted by Security off the premises.
Now in conclusion I just wanted to say congratulations to Sharol Dasho! You are now in the running to no longer be the worst contestant in Omen’s Drag Race herstory because I must say EZ is giving you a run for your money with this Party City wig and a mug that could have been painted by a 5 year old!
CF:Omen said we could wear whatever the fuck we want so I am going for a Elegance after dark look for my Roast look.The dress is giving you Royal Blue Royalty Realness with a pinch of aquamarine to compliment the top half of the gown and I am living for it. Also going for a platinum blonde moment for my hair since i haven’t gone blonde yet this season and gentlemen prefer it so I figured why not!
CF: Omen's probably going to kill me for my roast, so I might as well make my last look a showstopper! What better way to be shady than to become a tree? I am pregnant Mother Nature, ready to give birth to a new world that humanity hasn't ruined yet!
Picture yourself in a race full of drag queens
From gay goddesses to basic ass hoes
Someone calls you a retard, you answer quite quickly,
Blu Noki, whose runways all blow!
You can take pictures from Google and then
Condragulations, you win!
Point out that this is a load of bullshit
Then you're gone!
Noki's in the sack with Omen!
Noki's in the sack with Omen!
Noki's in the sack with Omen! Ah, ah
Point out to her that her looks could be better
She'll call you fat, and then insult your mom
Blu Noki's friends are as awful as she is
We just can't wait to watch her bomb!
Whipping up something in Microsoft Paint
Being a lazy shit pays!
Question the judgement of host OmenPaul
And you're gone!
Noki's in the sack with Omen!
Noki's in the sack with Omen!
Noki's in the sack with Omen! Ah, ah
Picture a poorly done Mortal Kombat girl
Being in the top with a damn cigarette
AHS deserves so much better than this
Blu Noki should live with regret
Noki's in the sack with Omen!
Noki's in the sack with Omen!
Noki's in the sack with Omen! Ah, ah
Noki's in the sack with Omen!
Noki's in the sack with Omen!
Noki's in the sack with Omen! Ah, ah
Ladies and gentlemen! Fellow queens! Omen! Oh wait no I forgot his career got ruined....yikes. Anyways, today I am here at the annual roast and it is my duty to try to roast the baddest! Wait no Cig is pretty bad...... the biggest! Fuck. I forgot about Phila... the most insane! Dammit Omen isn’t here to take that title.... The queen of death threats! Blu Noki everybody...or as I like to call her, invisible girl because she never fucking posts.
Blu Noki is the definition of an amazing drag queen! She gets all of her looks from the internet, she gets all of her lipsyncs from YT and most importantly she’s best friends with a cigarette! Too bad that cigarette is getting put out soon bitch! Maybe even before you put out some talent! I don’t know what Omen sees in you because to me you don’t have CUNT. I mean like it’s fine to have nerve but you can’t rely on nerve sis! Just because you walked down the runway as a piece of sweet corn doesn’t magically give you charisma, uniqueness or talent hun!
This has been the roast of Blu Noki well to be honest she didn’t need me to read her for all of you to laugh! Anyway, I hope ya’ll have enjoyed and I can’t wait for the next roast for next season!.... oh shit. Omen is cancelled. I’m dumb. Ok byyeeeee!!
Since the category is whatever the fuck I want I decided to go completely out of the world because guess what bitch. It’s whatever the fuck I want. *tongue pop*
Hello everyone, and welcome to the roast of miss Mesothelioma Carcinoma.
Does anyone here actually know what a mesothelioma actually is? It's a cancer that develops in your lungs. But when you look at one of Meso's looks you actually develop eye cancer.
Now I've actually had the honour (or is dismay a better word?) of seeing what Meso actually looks like without makeup and well... Category is Hannah Montana's side bitch realness.
And speaking of makeup, Meso wears far too much of it. Somewhere in the world, a Chinese makeup company is sending her thank you letters for her for continuous patronage.
Also, the bitch is really skinny! I tried to hug her the other day only to discover I had a paper cut all over my body from that hug! Why don't you eat something once in a while? Although, maybe not as much as me.
