Blu Noki's Critiques
Aphrodite: "I commend Blu for taking risks by putting in a pun for a read of Zsa Zsa and I must it made it was better than Cigarettes. However it just wasn鈥檛 funny at all and in a roast I expect more than just one joke. As for her read on Alexis Mioda it was funny but again one joke isn鈥檛 going to sell me. She is above Cigarette because she at least followed the rules but this was bad."
Alexis: "Ngl I chuckled at the read of me but Zsa Zsa's was not funny at all."
Cig: "Obviously my only main competition in the race, and I think mama, I have you beat as fuck in the runway department, so IDK if you stand a chance. But I'm not gonna speak up about that."
E.Z: "TOO SHORT"
Meso: "the retard read made me piss"
Zsa Zsa: no critique
Cigarette's Critiques
Aphrodite: : "In my opinion both Blu and Cigarette disadvantage of roasting not one but two queens is an advantage in disguise. Not only did they have two versatile queens to write about but they had more chances to make more jokes and the fact that very few jokes were written has me a little shook. Cigarette鈥檚 roast of Zsa Zsa was mostly subjective and void of any humor. It鈥檚 tone of Hatred with the lack of comedy behind it made the roast both dull and void of any substance. Cigarette also did what I think has never been done in the history of roasts and decided to completely decide to not roast Alexis Mioda because of a certain likeness she has for her. Therefore by not finishing half the challenge she is by far the worst this week."
Alexis: "I loled a lot at your stuff about Zsa Zsa but your stuff about me wasn't really a roast."
Blu: "I cosign everything she says so far."
E.Z: WHERE. ARE. THE JOKES?
Meso: "the addendum made me cackle"
Zsa Zsa: no critique (you know for a DR host you seem to really the drop ball girl)