Let's take a look at the mathematical performance of our three finalists:
SJP:
Win: 3x
High: 4x
Safe: 2x
Low: 1x
Bottom: 2x
Score: 5
Performance: 5.83
LaTasha Thundah:
Win: 2x
High: 3x
Safe: 2x
Low: 2x
Bottom: 3x
Score: -1
Performance: 4.79
Immigration Checkpoint:
Win: 1x
High: 2x
Safe: 5x
Low: 1x
Bottom: 3x
Score: -3
Performance: 4.375
So, to recap:
1. By any metric, SJP performed the best out of the final 3
2. Tayvie comes up with some kind of numbered scoring system and doesn't bother to tell anyone how it works
3. We can assume that "America's Vote" was entirely meaningless, since SJP thoroughly trounced LaTashah in that front as well, by a vote of 15-9
There isn't a single scenario where LaTashah should have won. This result is like if Silky Nutmeg Ganache won in the original, non-Lipsync for the Crown format.
I can't speak for any of your previous seasons, but the results of the two seasons in which I've participated absolutely reek of pandering and favoritism. If you do end up doing a 27th season, I really hope you straighten up and fly right.
Sarah Jessica Parker, you are the true winner of the season, both in my eyes and the eyes of the people. Same to you, Henny Praisegod, wherever you are. I declare any opinions to the contrary to be invalid.
