5 Minutes Plenty, those lasers are cutting into your pussy oh my! You better hope that mods don’t come back and punch you in the tit. I personally love the Security Hall theme. It’s a shame that you can only listen to it for five minutes at a time in SA2.
Blonde Electric, this song is super boring and wearing all black is also super boring. Grabbing the latest radio hit is not really the best idea for Dragovision.
Briar Nolet, congratulations on winning the poll! Woo! It’s really brought you up because that look is snoozeville! Drag it UP, I want some crazy hair next time.
Caroline, your runway was really impressive, I really liked the disappearing act of you being CENSORED from the pokedex. I thought your song was unbearable to listen to, but the other girls obviously disagree with me.
Clara von Dahl, I’m sorry for cutting you off, but it’s hard to battle that second to last placement. I don’t think your hand drawn runways are really doing you any favors. I enjoyed your song though
#standwithtransFat Pussy Mileage, out of all the new k-pop groups, this epitome of MOR song is the one you pick? I guess it was easy to throw roses on a look for it, but I wanted more roses! Moses demands more macaroni pictures!
Frida Lay, this Lizzo song sucks and your runway isn’t that spectacular I’m sick of your SHIT
Frida. Take all 24 hours to lipsync see if I care.
Juicy, this gross ASMR video aint a song mama, and your button jacket throwback is kind of cute, but is it enough?
Sarah Jessica Parker, your horse schtick went over well with the rest of the queens, but I find your runways to be expectant. This song is even too on the nose for me. I think your runway was funny and I enjoyed it.
Spamela Hamderson, I actually have a similar critique to you as I have with Sarah J, your runways are becoming expectant and there isn’t really anything new to shock me. I think you picking that Orange Caramel song and not looking up the lyrics is just a bad look. (The song is kind of about lesbians? It gives me Rebel Girl vibes, but very Asian.)
