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i want to win because i was robbed last season. i mean, REALLY? giving me a low on my high-concept horrorcore look? DO YOU THINK I DO THIS FOR YOU, TAYVIE??? no. i don't.
i do this for all the little boys and girls out there who are nervous about using paint.net for the first time. maybe their home life is hard or they got a bad grade on a test and they just want to express themselves. i'm here to give all of those insecure fucks a little bit more confidence. if i can do it, so can they.
that's not it, either, i've got some GREAT ideas for how to monetize my win. they say the most powerful part of branding is the capitalist ventures funded by billionaire pigs like you. ever heard of a drag queen bodypillow? now you have. i already have the patent on that idea and if i don't win i'll go ahead with it and you won't receive a CENT.