Group 1:
Play this video. This song was in every rom-com for years:
https://youtu.be/570tFRoRR0A?t=39 One very important thing about a wedding is that it should occur between consenting adults. But that didn't stop Amirite, from planning a wedding with Jane-Bob McShitsack, a woman she had never met, yet knew everything about…
Amirite was a camerawoman for CNN News when she photographed McShitsack at a Trump rally. She was instantly in love. The unwashed mullet… the thick West Virginia accent… the way her 500 pound frame would jiggle as she rode on her Hoveround; She was PERFECT!
Amirite´s best friend, Becky H, knew all about her stalker tendencies, and cheered her on. “You do you, girl! Get you a woman, honey! Go go go, sweetie! I FUCKING TOLD YOU TO GRAB THAT PUSSY, BITCH! Oop, sorry too much” were some examples of encouragement Becky gave Amirite.
Over the next several months, Amirite went all the way and arranged the wedding. McShitsack was none the wiser, until she found a wedding invitation in the mail, next to the latest edition of NRA magazine.
Can Amirite get Jane-Bob to fall into her trap? Can a CNN camerawoman/stalker and a morbidly obese Trump supporter fall in love?