CF: For this runway I'm serving up some homeless maid realness! I'm looking very sexy, showing off as much skin as I can. And the reason she was fired was because she blew all of her employer's money on corsets!
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/icGknBA Now now now... Where to start...
Let's start with our most recent winner Kuntess Katherine Klaudia, as soon as you won the challenge you started gloating about how you were the best and how we were all jealous of you. Trust me Kat, we'd be more jealous of a double leg amputee.
Miss Tension, when it comes to real fashion on your teddy bear, you're the queen to beat, but your photoshop skills... *cringes*
Before I continue I say we bow down to the grand high bitch of this season, Sandy McLovin. I mean jeez! Did your time of the month come early!? Because you sure as hell act like it!
Shy Girl From English... Actually I think that's wrong... It should be SAFE Girl From English. Honestly girl, and this is my opinion, you're so overrated, we might as well start calling you Valentina.
And finally Miracle Monroe, the only miracle is the fact that you're still here! And it's gonna be a even bigger miracle if you win this whole season!
Anyway, I suppose I should let you ladies read me, but I should warn you, I'm easier to read than restaurant menu, but at least I'm haven't been in the bottom 2 as much as Carley and Libertie (in before I actually end up in the bottom more times!)!